-Dream- (Ok this one was elaborate. And weird.)
Starts out. I am Summer camping with the middle of some nowhere ass campground with my siblings, but they are not MY siblings but some other children I don't recognize. We are cleaning up the camp like some 80's movie. During the cleaning up we come across kittens and take them in, the kittens have fleas, and these fleas are huge. I mean so big that if one stands upright passing over the kittens head the kitten looks like it has a dorsal fin. Now we comb out the fleas and put them into a gallon plastic bag... we do this until they are all flea free, but when we are done this bag of fleas is huge and pulsating nasty.
Now I can't remember anymore to that one save that at some point my younger sibling, while going to bed, attempts to move ALL the fleas from the baggy to a jar and fucks up letting them all go in the house. Which the fleas then of course started biting people. . .
-Second Dream-
Now the dream shifts to a second dream wherein I am at a Halloween party at Angus Oblongs house, his house is commonly rundown but has huge backyard. I am dressed in torn up clothes and I'm barefoot. LuvThisNY, imprettywhenilie, Pom_felo, Mildots, Rory_B_Bellows, Looch, LoudButPointless, AlienSheep, and many other familiar faces are there. Most are just wandering around here and there drinking. I am sitting in a old reclining chair that is out in the backyard by an orange tree. I see Pretty runs across the backyard naked being chased by ShaggyVixe, I see Th0mps0n and Sheep sitting there playing with a bunch of gray n black stripped kittens. Angus the Clown is walking the party checking things out and sometimes sits in the chair next to me... which I thought was weird. . . LuvThisNY is always in the crowd blowing kisses at me but never comes over to me. My friend James grabs the back of my chair and tries to pull me over backwards. . . I grab the tree with my feet and hold on tight. When he lets go I am sprung back forwards in the chair instead of falling over, while springing forward I grab a fruit from the tree and start peeling it and tossing the peels at people passing by... mainly James. Now.... very weird part... James comes over now pissed I am hitting him with orange peels and grabs the tree and starts pulling it back far, while I am holding onto it with my feet. He pulls back really far and suddenly the dude from Trueblood, Stephen Moyer, walks around the corner and says "When he lets that go aren't you going to be shot from your chair?" Which is TOTALLY bullshit. He is PULLING the tree away from me... but when he lets go I am SHOT from my chair by my grasping feet at my friend on the other side... I tackle him front the air and while doing so I decide to bite him... something I used to consider a key element in my day to day life (biting people, especially randomly), something I have stopped doing in my adult life. After the tackle I walk over and sit next to the kittens that Tommy and Sheep were playing with. Tommy is now hooping naked center yard and most of silliness is watching... LuvThisNY finally walks over to me but before she gets there.... I wake up.
Starts out. I am Summer camping with the middle of some nowhere ass campground with my siblings, but they are not MY siblings but some other children I don't recognize. We are cleaning up the camp like some 80's movie. During the cleaning up we come across kittens and take them in, the kittens have fleas, and these fleas are huge. I mean so big that if one stands upright passing over the kittens head the kitten looks like it has a dorsal fin. Now we comb out the fleas and put them into a gallon plastic bag... we do this until they are all flea free, but when we are done this bag of fleas is huge and pulsating nasty.
Now I can't remember anymore to that one save that at some point my younger sibling, while going to bed, attempts to move ALL the fleas from the baggy to a jar and fucks up letting them all go in the house. Which the fleas then of course started biting people. . .
-Second Dream-
Now the dream shifts to a second dream wherein I am at a Halloween party at Angus Oblongs house, his house is commonly rundown but has huge backyard. I am dressed in torn up clothes and I'm barefoot. LuvThisNY, imprettywhenilie, Pom_felo, Mildots, Rory_B_Bellows, Looch, LoudButPointless, AlienSheep, and many other familiar faces are there. Most are just wandering around here and there drinking. I am sitting in a old reclining chair that is out in the backyard by an orange tree. I see Pretty runs across the backyard naked being chased by ShaggyVixe, I see Th0mps0n and Sheep sitting there playing with a bunch of gray n black stripped kittens. Angus the Clown is walking the party checking things out and sometimes sits in the chair next to me... which I thought was weird. . . LuvThisNY is always in the crowd blowing kisses at me but never comes over to me. My friend James grabs the back of my chair and tries to pull me over backwards. . . I grab the tree with my feet and hold on tight. When he lets go I am sprung back forwards in the chair instead of falling over, while springing forward I grab a fruit from the tree and start peeling it and tossing the peels at people passing by... mainly James. Now.... very weird part... James comes over now pissed I am hitting him with orange peels and grabs the tree and starts pulling it back far, while I am holding onto it with my feet. He pulls back really far and suddenly the dude from Trueblood, Stephen Moyer, walks around the corner and says "When he lets that go aren't you going to be shot from your chair?" Which is TOTALLY bullshit. He is PULLING the tree away from me... but when he lets go I am SHOT from my chair by my grasping feet at my friend on the other side... I tackle him front the air and while doing so I decide to bite him... something I used to consider a key element in my day to day life (biting people, especially randomly), something I have stopped doing in my adult life. After the tackle I walk over and sit next to the kittens that Tommy and Sheep were playing with. Tommy is now hooping naked center yard and most of silliness is watching... LuvThisNY finally walks over to me but before she gets there.... I wake up.
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alienheep:
Did you impersonate Bill Murray or Dan Aykroyd as you did it?
_luvthis_:
You're amazing...Today,.tomorrow and always