So today at school.
First off this ULTRA nerd catches me in the parking lot. He's in my Math class and apparently he thinks I am him buddy. He follows me all the way up to my class, which he is NOT in. He is talking about Gods no what the whole time, motherfucker had no off switch. Another friend from school stumbled into me being ear raped and after a few minutes gives me a bail out in order to get the hell away from the Ultra nerd. Tomorrow I need to make sure to MOVE the FUCK away from him, seat wise.
Then I get into my class which wasn't so bad.
Next I get out of the class print something in the EOPS room and head off to my car. Where there are two girls sitting in a car next to mine all wigged out. One runs up to me and asks if I know how to jump start a car. I answer yes but I have no cables. She does. It takes a bit of doing but I get my car in a position in order to jump start her car, which takes a bit because apparently she drained that battery DRY!
Then its a jockey for position in order to get the hell OUT of the school parking lot. Which takes another 20 mins. Then Target where a kid sees my new Cthulhu shirt and chats me up over it.
I am happy to be home.
First off this ULTRA nerd catches me in the parking lot. He's in my Math class and apparently he thinks I am him buddy. He follows me all the way up to my class, which he is NOT in. He is talking about Gods no what the whole time, motherfucker had no off switch. Another friend from school stumbled into me being ear raped and after a few minutes gives me a bail out in order to get the hell away from the Ultra nerd. Tomorrow I need to make sure to MOVE the FUCK away from him, seat wise.
Then I get into my class which wasn't so bad.
Next I get out of the class print something in the EOPS room and head off to my car. Where there are two girls sitting in a car next to mine all wigged out. One runs up to me and asks if I know how to jump start a car. I answer yes but I have no cables. She does. It takes a bit of doing but I get my car in a position in order to jump start her car, which takes a bit because apparently she drained that battery DRY!
Then its a jockey for position in order to get the hell OUT of the school parking lot. Which takes another 20 mins. Then Target where a kid sees my new Cthulhu shirt and chats me up over it.
I am happy to be home.
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Wear an, "I pooped today" shirt and see if you get raped.