rayraythemanape

-Dream-

I'm headed to a comedy show I found tickets really cheap. Like $2 each. So I head in and the security directs down to another hall with all the other cheap ass tickets. We head out and find ourselves sliding across ice. I find myself slipping and sliding around on ice around a stage in the center of the ice with Dane Cook in the middle and in the stands full of people that are laughing their asses off. On the ice we can't hear all the jokes but we hear everyone laughing at us.

So, I head off the ice, not enjoying being the butt of a joke. The security gives me a ration of shit trying to get off the ice. I tell them I have to piss and they left me off. I then skip through the security check points and head up to the stage area with Dane Cook. He starts making me the direct but of the joke at this point and trying to get me to laugh off the ice gag. I do not respond kindly.

I walk up and kick him in the stomach then spin him around and kick him in the ass off the stage onto the ice. He takes a header into the ice and a bunch of the people on the ice mob up and start beating on him.

-Then I have a dream about my upcoming trip that I won't be sharing. -

-Wake up.-