All week I have been thinking about this ball game last night as well as a concert tonight. Right after sitting down luvthisNY txts me that JustJinni passed. Which impacted my night. Anyway sad as the news was I began drinking. Not much, just two beers.
Funny bits.
So the picture guy comes around and starts snapping shots at people in the stands, I have begun eating my cornbeef sandwich, with horseradish and heavy mustard. So the guy walks up and proceeds to try and take a picture of me. . . this is the resulting picture AFTER I cleaned up and cussed him out.
"You fuckin' walk over here while I'm bitin' a sandwich you loopy fuck. The hell is wrong with you! I've got mustard all about my face I look like I was eating in a contest!"
My Uncle hands me a fist full of napkins and I clean up.
"There see now I don't look so bad!"
So after I give that fella some shit he walks off and we continue to watch the game. Then an Elton John look alike takes a seat a few rows ahead of me. Sadly I could not find his picture. Anyway, Elton John and his chick are sitting there and after the first two hours he is BOMBED. He is running up and down the rows shouting and whooping and acting like a loon! I'm laughing but my Uncle is annoyed, he doesn't like a drunk. Then at the from of our rows there are two Spanish fellas drinking from a hidden supply of booze and they are flicking shit at people just before them, the people just before them are directing over the bullpen. So apparently the flickers got something on one of the players, which of course they looked at the people in the front row, who are being bombarded with shit from the two Spanish fellas who think they are funny.
The security comes, first fella is this tiny little old white guy. He politely tells them to knock it off. They wave him off and tell him to fuck off as he's walking away. The next security person to show is an older black fella. One gives up the fight and just starts for the exit. The other, tells the security to fuck off and begins to bombard the front row with whatever as the security looks on. He walks off and brings in THEE security guard. The 6 1/2 foot tall black fella with the shaved head who weights 300+ pounds and looks like a linebacker. He walks up to the little Spanish fella, who looks like the Hawaiian fella on Lost, as he walks by, Elton John swigs from his hidden Jim Beam bottle like a smartass. Big guy slaps a hand on Spanish fella and says, clear enough for half the stadium to hear, "Time to go... NOW." Little Spanish fella looks up and the color flushes out of his face while all I hear is a mumbled, "ok".
Now, the kiss came comes up apparently to liven the crowd back up, now they zoom in on couples in the audience and the members kiss... all accept one fella and his girl... They zoom in on them and she buckles over laughing... which gave him the super neato idea to put a hand to the back of her head and look upward with a moan face. FANTASTIC!
The game continues for a total of 12 innings with the Giants Winning. Good game.
Also, toward the end of the game I was wearing my Jayne cap!
Funny bits.
So the picture guy comes around and starts snapping shots at people in the stands, I have begun eating my cornbeef sandwich, with horseradish and heavy mustard. So the guy walks up and proceeds to try and take a picture of me. . . this is the resulting picture AFTER I cleaned up and cussed him out.
"You fuckin' walk over here while I'm bitin' a sandwich you loopy fuck. The hell is wrong with you! I've got mustard all about my face I look like I was eating in a contest!"
My Uncle hands me a fist full of napkins and I clean up.
"There see now I don't look so bad!"
So after I give that fella some shit he walks off and we continue to watch the game. Then an Elton John look alike takes a seat a few rows ahead of me. Sadly I could not find his picture. Anyway, Elton John and his chick are sitting there and after the first two hours he is BOMBED. He is running up and down the rows shouting and whooping and acting like a loon! I'm laughing but my Uncle is annoyed, he doesn't like a drunk. Then at the from of our rows there are two Spanish fellas drinking from a hidden supply of booze and they are flicking shit at people just before them, the people just before them are directing over the bullpen. So apparently the flickers got something on one of the players, which of course they looked at the people in the front row, who are being bombarded with shit from the two Spanish fellas who think they are funny.
The security comes, first fella is this tiny little old white guy. He politely tells them to knock it off. They wave him off and tell him to fuck off as he's walking away. The next security person to show is an older black fella. One gives up the fight and just starts for the exit. The other, tells the security to fuck off and begins to bombard the front row with whatever as the security looks on. He walks off and brings in THEE security guard. The 6 1/2 foot tall black fella with the shaved head who weights 300+ pounds and looks like a linebacker. He walks up to the little Spanish fella, who looks like the Hawaiian fella on Lost, as he walks by, Elton John swigs from his hidden Jim Beam bottle like a smartass. Big guy slaps a hand on Spanish fella and says, clear enough for half the stadium to hear, "Time to go... NOW." Little Spanish fella looks up and the color flushes out of his face while all I hear is a mumbled, "ok".
Now, the kiss came comes up apparently to liven the crowd back up, now they zoom in on couples in the audience and the members kiss... all accept one fella and his girl... They zoom in on them and she buckles over laughing... which gave him the super neato idea to put a hand to the back of her head and look upward with a moan face. FANTASTIC!
The game continues for a total of 12 innings with the Giants Winning. Good game.
Also, toward the end of the game I was wearing my Jayne cap!
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It would have been funny if they zoomed in on you and your uncle.... Awkward.