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-Dream-

Okay this one weirded me out. First off I was Archer, which was alright but I was being treated like Archer by his friends and family. Basically like a tard. Okay next Vampire are real. I go off and kill Vampires as Archer, but the Vampires are like the type that hold off on drinking from humans and feed on animals. Like Vegan Vampires, all friendly. But of course I am still killing them. This is all fun and games until for some reason they kill Seamus. I get all distraught and missed up. Somehow Lana figures out that I could bring Seamus back to life through a Vampire... okay here's where it gets weirder.

So to bring Seamus back the Vampire has to somehow birth him. Which of course I go for. Lana and Scropio are hanging out in my kitchen where they convince me that a Hawaiian style pizza is the result of the Seamus' resurrection. That it will take about a year for the pizza to evolve into Seamus again.

-I wake up at this point.-