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-Dream-

I am in 1970 for some reason. I'm hanging out in a house with that nasty brown yellow green shag carpet that was popular then. I get a letter with two key rings full of blank keys. The letter accompanying them says that if any of the keys opens a car on the lot I get that car for free.

I grab my brother and we both head to the car lot in order to claim my prize... For some reason the car lot was in Hawaii so I had to take a ship there. I plan with my brother in order to make sure I win the car. He tells me he's going to sneak onto the lot with a slim jim and unlock the nicest car on the lot so when I walk up it'll already be open.

When I get to the office the dude there looks like Larry from Three's Company. He tells me how lucky I am to have gotten the letter and that all I have to do is open the door of any car on the lot and it's mine.

I walk the lot for an hour or so trying the blank keys finding no door to open. Then I see a Lotus. I walk up and put the key in try to turn it and fail to do so, then I try to open it. It does. I smile as the Larry dude looks like he shit his pants.

He starts in about the rules this and that. I tell him all I had to do was get the door open, that's what you said. He starts crying and freaking out.

-Alarm.-