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Thursday Jun 09, 2011

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Dream

I was in a bookstore. The clerk was Fat'n Chatty from my old job. He was looking through a book on Lord of the Rings and he had translated N00Bs Rule into Elvish. He looks up at me and says "this is what its come to" the bookstore was a huge library like bookstore all wood several stories, it looked like the NY public library from The Ghostbusters 360 Video Game. Secondly Fat'n Chatty's co-worker was Lurch from Addam's Family, movie not series. After looking through the book he was translating from I realize it was a first addition Tolkien hand written, it was his personal notes that were used to write further after his death. Around the same time I realize this a little African fella, wearing only a grass skirt, a painted face and a wooden crown runs in, snatches the book, kicks me in the face and runs out.

I take chance but lose him in the mall crowd.

Suddenly some friends appear. My high school friends. We start searching the mall and looking for the guy, going store to store. We get to a John T's were a little old Africa American dude is working. But he's wearing clothes and doesn't seem like a wild man. I tell him the store and he tells me how much of a shame that is. Then shows us some card tricks and wishes us luck in finding the guy.

I walk out knowing he's the guy, but now having to prove it!

We head to the security station, which looks like Bazooko's Circus in Fear and Loathing, and find a security guard there. I ask him to view the tapes from the last hour, then flash my guard card which gets me my way, apparently security guards go for that now. I look over the video at the time of the theft and see the little wild man in the bookstore, then I switch to the John T's and see the clerk there too, doing magic tricks for a bunch of old people. He has a creepy Doc Brown wig on and he's laughing his ass off with the crowd after he jumped from an empty box.

----My alarm wakes me up.
loudbutpointless:
unless my dreams are drinking coffee and having a smoke which i think is actually me on auto till my brain wakes up i cant remember any of mine
Jun 9, 2011
rerusynjeh:
Thank you smile
Jun 9, 2011

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