Just a dream.
I am in the school down the street from my old house and I am talking to the broker about buying it. She keeps making this point that the city won't sell it because its a functioning school but its just never in use. I walk into the office after making a deal to see some of the staff still working there. One of the staff members is familiar but I can't place her. In the dream she is related to the lead of staff or something. Its like her Mom. The Mom starts telling her in a whisper that she should try and marry me, or at least sleep with me and try and get knocked up cause I have money. I hear this and put them both on ignore. I walk around the school and I relive a bunch of odd memories from the first - third grade, including when one of my female classmates walked up and asked if I stuffed a sock in my pants. Which confused me at the time but later now disturbs me, that a seven year old girl was that interested in my junk. While thinking about this stuff the chick has been sneaking up on me and starts asking be why I bought the school. I tell her I am going to build a castle on the lot in the middle of my home town. She tells me how great I am, but that the city won't let me because of building codes.
The next scene shifts quickly through me nailing this chick in the kitchen of the school, like a quick movie flash love scene, then I am at the neighboring cities government center where I used to work and I am before a judge demanding they change the codes so I can build a castle in the middle of the city. And he keeps giving me a hard time about how thick and tall I want the walls. I describe the walls in silent cartoon style, so a bunch of pictures that are animated, as at least ten feet tall. The judge answers can in the same form and tells me I could make the outside up to six feet tall and lower the ground inside another six feet to make the walls ten feet tall. I answer back that he's a moron. Why would I want walls inside too tall for the people inside to scale? I am not locking people up! I want to keep people out. Then the animation bubble shows a three foot wall with some idiot kids jumping it and falling into my yard one hundred plus feet below, the animation was so deep that the bottom was dark. But zoomed up right before the kids hit to show there was alligators at the bottom.
End of dream.
I am in the school down the street from my old house and I am talking to the broker about buying it. She keeps making this point that the city won't sell it because its a functioning school but its just never in use. I walk into the office after making a deal to see some of the staff still working there. One of the staff members is familiar but I can't place her. In the dream she is related to the lead of staff or something. Its like her Mom. The Mom starts telling her in a whisper that she should try and marry me, or at least sleep with me and try and get knocked up cause I have money. I hear this and put them both on ignore. I walk around the school and I relive a bunch of odd memories from the first - third grade, including when one of my female classmates walked up and asked if I stuffed a sock in my pants. Which confused me at the time but later now disturbs me, that a seven year old girl was that interested in my junk. While thinking about this stuff the chick has been sneaking up on me and starts asking be why I bought the school. I tell her I am going to build a castle on the lot in the middle of my home town. She tells me how great I am, but that the city won't let me because of building codes.
The next scene shifts quickly through me nailing this chick in the kitchen of the school, like a quick movie flash love scene, then I am at the neighboring cities government center where I used to work and I am before a judge demanding they change the codes so I can build a castle in the middle of the city. And he keeps giving me a hard time about how thick and tall I want the walls. I describe the walls in silent cartoon style, so a bunch of pictures that are animated, as at least ten feet tall. The judge answers can in the same form and tells me I could make the outside up to six feet tall and lower the ground inside another six feet to make the walls ten feet tall. I answer back that he's a moron. Why would I want walls inside too tall for the people inside to scale? I am not locking people up! I want to keep people out. Then the animation bubble shows a three foot wall with some idiot kids jumping it and falling into my yard one hundred plus feet below, the animation was so deep that the bottom was dark. But zoomed up right before the kids hit to show there was alligators at the bottom.
End of dream.
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Aannd my iPhone just tried again to autocorrect a word to cthulu. I'm starting to think Steve jobs might be a shoggoth.