Yet another weird dream.
So I go visit faery_kalina except she is not in Texas but in Mexico and not just Mexico like deep in the middle of fucking nowhere Mexico. And shes living in a shack with dirt floors and huge fucking spiders around her place. I mean tarantula size not the size of cars or anything. So, I go there and hang out with her while some guys are adding on to her place with slats of plywood. But the wood stat around and these spider built nests on it. Nests the size of baseballs and they were hatching. Anyway these spiders weren't traditional spiders they were emerald green, hairless and had a full on head coming off the body as well as there bodies were more skin-like then exoskeletal and the arms and legs had fingers! It was creepy. I watched one hatch and start running around just so an adult one would tackle it and eat it!
Continuing. In the dream I don't remember sleeping but I remember waking up and walking into her "kitchen", which was actually pretty nice, and looking for something to eat when she woke up and came out in a pink pajama outfit made of silk. We started talking about Hippos for some reason when all I could find in her house to eat was hot peppers. She started talking about feeding the peppers to the hippo and how it got stuck in its teeth and pissed it off and how Snoopdog. (I know right?) was there with her and waited for it to open its mouth and pulled it out.
For some reason the dream skips to a fair or something where some dude dressed as a total Eurotrash Vampire is standing around talking to a news crew. They ask him what the best thing about being a vampire is. He answers. "My ability to seduce and charm." All suave like and then freezes up like a studded animal and starts chanting to himself looking extremely funny "I am a Vampire, come away with me" in monotone. . .
Who keeps spiking my kool aid man?
So I go visit faery_kalina except she is not in Texas but in Mexico and not just Mexico like deep in the middle of fucking nowhere Mexico. And shes living in a shack with dirt floors and huge fucking spiders around her place. I mean tarantula size not the size of cars or anything. So, I go there and hang out with her while some guys are adding on to her place with slats of plywood. But the wood stat around and these spider built nests on it. Nests the size of baseballs and they were hatching. Anyway these spiders weren't traditional spiders they were emerald green, hairless and had a full on head coming off the body as well as there bodies were more skin-like then exoskeletal and the arms and legs had fingers! It was creepy. I watched one hatch and start running around just so an adult one would tackle it and eat it!
Continuing. In the dream I don't remember sleeping but I remember waking up and walking into her "kitchen", which was actually pretty nice, and looking for something to eat when she woke up and came out in a pink pajama outfit made of silk. We started talking about Hippos for some reason when all I could find in her house to eat was hot peppers. She started talking about feeding the peppers to the hippo and how it got stuck in its teeth and pissed it off and how Snoopdog. (I know right?) was there with her and waited for it to open its mouth and pulled it out.
For some reason the dream skips to a fair or something where some dude dressed as a total Eurotrash Vampire is standing around talking to a news crew. They ask him what the best thing about being a vampire is. He answers. "My ability to seduce and charm." All suave like and then freezes up like a studded animal and starts chanting to himself looking extremely funny "I am a Vampire, come away with me" in monotone. . .
Who keeps spiking my kool aid man?
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foolish_hyena:
Yeah you shouldnt have LSD before bed.
capote:
I hope you like your testimonal