I had a weird dream last night.
I was chasing around Faye Reagan, the porn star, with a baby. Somehow I knew it was mine and her kid. Anyway I was chasing her around town from like bar to bar and set to set trying to get her to come home and take care of the kid so I could go and do something. . . I have no idea what. But in addition she was all coked up and drunk and flashing everyone in the bars and fucking people on the sets shouting out challenges like "COME ON I can take another dick lets go!"
Anyway I woke up, and it made me laugh.
Like I'd knock up a porn star.
I was chasing around Faye Reagan, the porn star, with a baby. Somehow I knew it was mine and her kid. Anyway I was chasing her around town from like bar to bar and set to set trying to get her to come home and take care of the kid so I could go and do something. . . I have no idea what. But in addition she was all coked up and drunk and flashing everyone in the bars and fucking people on the sets shouting out challenges like "COME ON I can take another dick lets go!"
Anyway I woke up, and it made me laugh.
Like I'd knock up a porn star.
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That is all I'm willing to concede at the moment.