rayos

HERE IS AN UPDATE ON THE PAST 2 DAYS....

flew into London. arrived at 930 am.
waited 7 hours for the fucking bus to get there and its the shittiest excuse for a touring vehicle i have ever seen in my life.
we have renamed the bus to "THE BUST".
smells like R.Kelly threw a vaseline and laxative party the previous weekend and forgot to clean it up.
im convinced that the bunks have fleas.
its run down and the sound of grinding gears and metal is sickening.
the driver doesnt speak any english
looks like a young john belushi and wants to be called Mr T.
caught him freebasing in the bathroom on the ferry last night as we crossed the english channel.
oh well... as long as we get to each show in one piece.
the Show in London was awesome. alot of fun.
got hammered! nothing like 40 oz bottles of new castle to get you moving.

Im in Holland right now and it is beautiful.
a lil misleading though.
I havent seen any windmills, wooden shoes or fields of tulips.
I dont understand a word anyone is saying.
the catering here is excelent though.
open bar which means everyone is bombed already.
the doritos here arent labeled as cool ranch... they are labeled cool american.
fucking weird.
and i had a bag of lamb and mint potato chips.
BARFFFFFFF
anyways... I miss you all.
there is a horse stable and track in the field behind the bust.
i think im gonna try to get one of the horses and rage out!
that or hit the bar again.
sfter that... go catch Lagwagon at the big stage.
fun fun fun!

leave me love!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAPPY EASTER!!!

Ray