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Monday Apr 12, 2010

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This one's going out to Sid Fields.

FADE IN:

EXT. BEN'S APARTMENT BUILDING - DAY

BEN
carries a few things from his trunk towards his apartment building when he notices

MCU - A MOTHER fumbles through her purse, searching for her house keys to no avail.

Her LITTLE GIRL plays in a pile of dirt near the doorway.

Ben pulls out his keys in an offer to help.

BEN
I got it covered. Don't worry.

Ben unlocks the door, holding it open for them.

MOTHER
Hennessy. C'mon

Hennessy (The Little GIrl) runs inside of the house.

Ben walks up the stairs and shuts every blind in the apartment and awaits depression to ensue as if he were a Wolfman.

FADE OUT:


Are you fucking kidding me? You name your kid Hennessy? Are you a walking Bill Hicks joke? And here I am all these years thinking I was the biggest Digital Underground fan, but low and behold my neighbor throws down the east Oakland hip-hop gauntlet and names her kids Hennessy, Burger King Bathroom, Gut Fest 89, and Sex Packet. madmadmadmadmadmadmadmadmadmadmadmadmadmadmadmadmadmadmadmad
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raygunjones:
Hahahahahahahaha. All better.


Fact - Sharks eat guns, and shit bullets.

I forgot how much the 1980's Lex Luthor looked like he was in a waiting behind velvet ropes outside of a place called The Manhole. So awesome.
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Apr 12, 2010
voodou:
hehehe glad you like it.
sharks: cool points +1000000000
...so that's where bullets come from!

damn lex luthor stealing cakes. the ass.
Apr 12, 2010

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