raygunjones

So I want to start a high-end hammock manufacturing company that's so confident in our product, that each model will come equipped with randomly dangerous objects mounted beneath them (e.g. a box of broken glass, a bag o' gila monsters, a live hand-grenade). The company's slogan: Dangerously Comfortable, which in full disclosure, is pretty much the only reason I'd want to do this. Any investors?