Finding out that the Obits (featuring Rick Froberg, formerly of The Hot Snakes) are opening up for Ted Leo is like finding a $20 bill in the pocket of the coolest jacket on earth. The very definition of win-win.

















Speaking of winning, I'm swiffing toilets with the nose of my rival in our Fantasy Basketball League. It's the Championship round of the playoffs, and I'm about to go undefeated. No small feat. In a dumb hobby that is ten times less appealing to the ladies than LARPing, l will celebrate my victory by pouring Don P on my head (Jay-Z Cristal boycott still in effect, bitches) and sobering up to a reality far more arduous in it's challenges. Still, I goes for the jugular on the weekly, and love when the target's on my back. Never bring a knife to a gunfight and the difficult becomes manageable.

















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Speaking of winning, I'm swiffing toilets with the nose of my rival in our Fantasy Basketball League. It's the Championship round of the playoffs, and I'm about to go undefeated. No small feat. In a dumb hobby that is ten times less appealing to the ladies than LARPing, l will celebrate my victory by pouring Don P on my head (Jay-Z Cristal boycott still in effect, bitches) and sobering up to a reality far more arduous in it's challenges. Still, I goes for the jugular on the weekly, and love when the target's on my back. Never bring a knife to a gunfight and the difficult becomes manageable.


















voodou:
hehehe, i see all this is robut approved. 



































































































raygunjones:
Indeed. When the robut invasion goes down Larry Johnson will be the only human not made into a living battery cell.





































































