raye

Haha, this week's @bloghomework is awesome.

So a guy and a giraffe walk into a bar and get drunk together. The giraffe passes out and the guy gets up to leave. The bartender yells, "Hey man, you can't just leave that lying there!" And the man replies, "That's not a lion, that's a giraffe!"

Hahahaha oh my god. I know, probably the corniest most stupid joke in the history of ever. But it kills me everytime :D