Oh my god. So I'm a pretty open person. Most of my friends know that I like sex and will talk about in a casual setting. Hell they know that I watch porn and am a member on this site. But....I just ordered my first sex toy. It's just a bullet vibrator...but I live in a crappy college dorm right now and I am terrified about what the people in the mail room will think. I'm pretty sure they're not going to send it in a super obvious box, but I'm paranoid now. It's 2 am and all I can think about are the looks on their judgy little faces....Those people are not my friends...they evil judgy mail room RA's who are severely underpaid and overworked. Whew! It was nice to get that off my chest. Bleh. Now maybe I can finish my essays in peace.
entese:
if they are not your friends why do you care about what they think??? i would only say..enjoy your new toy 
xxxholic:
Adult products never come in obvious packaging. And most companies have two names, the one that they put on the packaging will probably look more like like the name of a law firm than a an adult company. I have ordering enough products from different companies to know this. No one will know what you ordered. And it's 2011 anyway, you have every right to masturbate.