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My glasses are fucking remarkable!

GATHER 'ROUND, CHILL'UN AND HEAR THE HARROWING TALE O':


So, Saturday Night, I changed my shirt outside someone's house in Pasadena at about 10 o' clock:


I then drove From Pasadena to Hollywood:

(18.41 miles)
at speeds near 78-90miles an hour, and parked for 3-4 hours in a crowded outdoor parking lot in Hollwood:


And then, drove (up and down hills with significant incline/decline) at speeds nearing 45-55 Miles an hour to Burbank:

(6.37 miles)
Where I parked my car under my building:



When I went down to my car today at about 3pm to look for my missing glasses, after not finding them inside of the car with the changed-out-of shirt, I looked up and saw them ON THE ROOF OF MY CAR. Still. Just sitting there, laying on the roof, square in the middle of a 1-foot or so space between fairly small ridges of the roof-rack.
I am fucking amazed at the aerodynamic properties of my vehicle, and the amazing, magical properties of my roof-rack and more, importantly, the apparant ability to GRAB HOLD of a moving car that my glasses posses.
-Abosutely in-fucking-credible. So anyway, I found my glasses.
Dave