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Friday Feb 13, 2004

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I am officially taking applications to be somebody's valentine.

Believe it or not, I'd probably do a pretty kickass job, and be all kinds of sweet and nice. I swear I have referrences somewhere around here.

Wildlife, Inanimate objects, and Robots need not apply.*

(* unless they're hot, sexy lesbian robot Bjorks or something. That would actually be awesome.)

-Cuteness, sweetness, coolness, and willingness to make out are all excellent, helpful, and admirable traits.
kiss
Dave
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seether:
Are you still alive? I am barely.... Was hurting on Sunday.

That was a really strange night.

-Ssssssssssssss
Feb 16, 2004
seether:
Here's a more detailed story about he stinkbug http://www.mjt.org/exhibits/stinkant.html

Eveything in that museum is questionable, almost like facts from an alternate reality... So far I have yet to find any mention of this fungus and the stink ant on the internet that isn't referenced from MJT or the founders book.

Regardless, I think that's the whole idea, you go and explore relics and strange facts from a reality other then ours.

Bizarro, I highly recommend you go there.

-Ssssssssssssss
Feb 16, 2004

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