Thursday Jan 22, 2004

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There's some kinda saying about raining and pouring...
I'm too tired to think about it though.
Last night of old job last night, followed by quick sleep and homework this morning, class tonight, then (if I'm not dead) Perversion, since I'll be in the area, to try and celebrate the quitting thang (buy me drinks, fuckers!), then new job thingie friday, sat, and sunday night.
-After that, however, the road is a bit blurry, but with clear direction and even a few forks around the bend.
Dave
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clara:
I stole this from SGPhilly:

The following is an excerpt from a children's book,
"Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey:

The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

A. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

A = poopsie B = lumpy C = buttercup D = gidget E = crusty
F = greasy G = fluffy H = cheeseball I = chim-chim
J = stinky K = flunky L= boobie M = pinky N = zippy
O = goober P = doofus Q = slimy R = loopy S = snotty T= tootie U = dorkey V = squeezit W = oprah X = skipper
Y = dinky Z = zsa-zsa

B. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

A = apple B = toilet C= giggle D = burger E = girdle F= barf G = lizard H =waffle I = cootie J= monkey K = potty L = liver M = banana N = rhino O = bubble P= hamster Q =toad
R = gizzard S = pizza T= gerbil U = chicken V = pickle
W = chuckle X= tofu Y = gorilla Z = stinker

C. Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

A = head B = mouth C = face D= nose E = tush F = breath
G = pants H = shorts I = lips J = stinker K = butt L = brain
M = tushie N = chunks O = hiney P = biscuits Q= toes
R = buns S = fanny T = sniffer U = sprinkles V = kisser
W= squirt X = humperdinck Y =brains Z = juice

For example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.
clara:
By the way, I am Zippy Bubblefanny.

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