Anyway...
So yeah. I was dead, and now I'm alive, and that's good, I suppose.
I'm surprisingly proud of myself.
I decided while at work on Friday night that it was incredibly importnat to plan to meet up with friends and drink myself into a dangerous stupor, seeing as the next day would be the only day I hadn't had to go into work all week.
So regardless of everything at my job conspiring against me getting the hell out of there to go and destroy that bastard I call my liver, I showed up and delivered on my intentions. It's no large accomplishement, drinking copious amounts of other people's alcohol, but I was glad to have wanted to do somethign and then followed through so far beyond my expectations.
-Many of you may have drank with me many times in the past, and I think you'd agree, it takes quite a bit of alcohol to make me get violently ill and pass out dead for hours on end. Hooray, me. I live to try and murder myself another day.
Dave
So yeah. I was dead, and now I'm alive, and that's good, I suppose.
I'm surprisingly proud of myself.
I decided while at work on Friday night that it was incredibly importnat to plan to meet up with friends and drink myself into a dangerous stupor, seeing as the next day would be the only day I hadn't had to go into work all week.
So regardless of everything at my job conspiring against me getting the hell out of there to go and destroy that bastard I call my liver, I showed up and delivered on my intentions. It's no large accomplishement, drinking copious amounts of other people's alcohol, but I was glad to have wanted to do somethign and then followed through so far beyond my expectations.
-Many of you may have drank with me many times in the past, and I think you'd agree, it takes quite a bit of alcohol to make me get violently ill and pass out dead for hours on end. Hooray, me. I live to try and murder myself another day.
Dave
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diggity:
it seems that with the lack of investment by males and the great investment by females, it would make sense to harem up the males, they being worth less...and if he's so wise what's he using you for inspiration for? we can all be wise(asses), and most of us can become cute and cuddly, but not everyone is wise enough to be cute and cuddly...
thelioness:
Hello and thanks for the tip. But how does one "update" anyhow? The days are getting longer... yes!