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Thankgiving update: It's not nearly as cold as I thought it would be in Michigan, I'm having a great time.
In my family, Tequila goes with pretty much any holiday, and we literally emptied my brother's liquor cabinet on thanksgiving night with several pitchers of margaritas and shots all goddamn night. Not that we weren't enjoying wine, or various coffee add-ons during the later desert hours. Drunken Trivial pursuit was more fun than it should have been.
My brother's house has been great and seeing the extended family has been really awesome. Met a new hypotherical relative (not really related) who was really hilarious.
My brother's trying to ruin me by slipping "Dave's dating a suicidegirl!" into conversation all the time, because we went out with Kira the first night I was in town, despite the fact that I am neither dating anyone, nor is anyone that I would be dating an actual suicidegirl (although offers from girls and/or models would be gladly accepted).
Also, my parents don't particularly know I'm a big community figure in the internet pornography realm. I'm pretty sure I want to keep it that way.

Anyway, here's something I thought of while being all dozed out on Turkey and Wine about an hour ago I wanted to share:

You: Happy Thankgiving, Dave!

Me: (wobbly) Hey....thanks, ...you!

You: Man, how's it going?

Me: Me? I'm TryptoPhaaantastic.

-Further proof that I am both a genius and hilarious when drunk. Happy Thankgiving, you bunch of goddamn filthy perverts.
Dave