******Updated because it got even crazier******
POOPYDAVE'S "BIG OL' FUCKED UP WEEK OF DEATH"
Oh my god, somebody kill me with a blunt or sharp object.
Not gonna sleep tonight. Voluntarilly abstaining from that activity for the sake of the overall good.
It breaks down like this:
Tuesday:
12:15pm: wake up after sleeping in as much as I could to prepare for the forthcoming insanity.
1:15pm: Go to the lab and try to get some homework done:
2:30-55ish: little bit of interspersed site browsing in the lab for a break.
4:30: leave for work
5:05: get to work a tiny bit late
5:07: talk to boss about stuff
5:10: realize this is going to be the worst night ever.
5:11-close: Worst night ever.
12:00am: smooth segway into Wednesday:
2:25am: close the store.
2:35am: drop co-worker off at home
2:45am: get home
2:55am: check voicemail
3:00am: decide no to sleep.
3:10am: turn on computer, log onto SG.
3:35: start writing journal entry.
3:45-4:39: drink coffee and try not to sleep. Continue writing journal trying to keep self sane/awake.
4:09am: finish tinkering with ridiculously long and pointless Journal entry
4:10-4:40am: rub eyes and squint.
4:40am: drive to hollywood
5:00am: Meet up with people for a very early movie
6:00-8:30(I HOPE)am: watch movie, try not to die.
8:35: drive to work
9:00am: get to work.
10:00am: open store.
10:05-on: Try to prepare for my boss's boss's boss to visit and inspect store.
10:10-4:00pm: PANIC.
4:00pm: First time I get any other help all day, first chance to take a lunch/pee/oxygen break.
5:00pm: leave work.
5:05: drive back to hollywood for class.
5:45-6ish: get to lab, try to finish homework.
7:00pm: class starts.
7:00-10: try to learn something without killing self.
10:15-30: class ends.
10:40: go to Burgundy Room to get oh so drunk, and I mean DRUNK.
11:00-2:00am: SCREW OFF god dammit, I'm fucking DRUNK! Carbomb! CARBOMB!
12:30pmish: Kill Destro.
1:30-2:00am: leave the Burgundy room
2:10am: have WEDGES from Jack in the Box.
2:25am: walk around in the street for a while.
2:45am: go get some pizza with two drunken idiots.
2:50am: fall asleep in the pizza place
3:00am: get woken up to eat some chicken of some sort.
3:05am: fall back asleep
3:20am: wake up and eat some pizza
3:23am: fall back asleep.
4:50am: get laughed at by cute waitresses, wake up and leave pizza place.
4:00am: try and get gas, curse stupid broken gas station.
4:05am: find new gas station, get gas/
4:15am: drop drunk idiots off at cars.
4:20am: realize credit card is missing, go back to Jack in the Box to see if they never gavce i back to me.
4:35am: finally get it back from them.
4:50am: get home, tell everyone to screw off (didn't actually happen, because of the next part)
4:45am: Die.
Thursday:
*****Update: No recuperation at all, I was completely wrong.*****
5:00am: find bed.
5:15am: toss.
5:30am: turn.
5:45am: put movie in VCR.
7:15am: fall asleep.
10:00am: get a call from the security company at my job asking if anyone opened my store.
10:02am: realize what's going on
10:05am: convince self that I wasn't on the schedule.
10:06am: have doubts. PANIC.
10:10am: leave apartment.
10:13am: get to store.
10:14am: find out a trainee has been waiting 40 minutes from me.
10:15am: feel bad.
10:16am: laugh inside my head
10:20am: begin pretty goddamn bad day at work.
7:00pm: somehow manage to end work day without any actual end to anyone's life.
7:15pm: interesting phone message. Thanks, Ericallen.
7:20pm: realize my TOILET IS FUCKING BROKEN.
7:25-7:44pm: try to fix toilet.
7:55: give up, use roommate's bathroom.
8:00-9:15pm: flip-flop on the concept of goign out ot an insane goth/fetish kind of club with Trilobyte and several visiting out of towners and SGLA folks.
10:00pm: most likely show up at club.
10:05-on: Unknown, frightening activities and debouchery, more alcohol most likely involved.
1:00amish: Get challenged by Freckle, and not caring that she will win, try to defeat her in some sor of drinking challenge.
1:05: Get shut down by her being "sick."
1:10am: Persist.
1:15am: Anger Freckle's boyfriend.
1:25am: Get her to have a drink anyway, small victory for the poopydave.
1:27am: realize bartender is for shit, wish I had never bought drink, regret idiocy.
1:35am: Freckle wins, being much less affected by the terrible drink.
1:37am: pout.
1:45am: quibble with Maxx
1:50am: end the quarrel.
2:00am: throw ice cube at Maxx
2:05am: throw entire glass of ice in Maxx's face. Apprantly cause some sort of pain/damage.
2:20am: leave club
2:35am: Yummy diner action.
3:00am: get home, if alive.
3:00-3:15am: Die. Again.
Friday:
***edited because homework "can eat my ass"***
3:00am-10:00am
not interrupted by a job interview/meeting kind of thing) SLEEEEEEEEEP.
10:00am: get woken up by a REALLY annoying call from my roommate that's still irritating me.
11:45am: finally get myself back to sleep.
12:45-2:30pm: asleep, awake, asleep, awake. No enough of the asleep for my taste.
2:50pm: commit to awake/
2:52pm: curse at the sun.
2:55pm: realize toilet is still broken, become irritated.
3:00pm: phone call
3:15pm: Web site
3:41pm: Tell Lil_Tuffy to Screw Off.
4:00pm: FIX MY TOILET! YAY!
4:02: write about my shitter on the internet.
5:00pm: show up at work.
5:05pm: realize the holiday retail season of insanity is about to come down on my like a ton of stupid bricks made of stupid dumb shit.
5:10-1:00am: work like the idiot I am.
1:02-1:25am: Try like hell to get through the crowd of morons and drunkards on the road between me and Hollywood. Attempt not to drive car directly through other cars which infuriate me.
1:30am: pay to get into Miss Kityy's ,the best little obscene club/bar/debouchery location ever.
1:31am: order obsee amount of alcohol from the bartender.
1:33am: realize that half of the people I came out ot meet/get drunk with didn't even show up and paid 12 bucks to go see some movie in a mall theater exactly like the ones wherever they came in from instead of going someplace that doesn't exist in their hometown, or at least go see the movie in an actual famous hollywood landmark theatre that was less than 3 minutes to the left.
1:35am: drink ordered alcohol, feel better.
1:40-2:20: fun fun fun.
2:20am: get shoved out of the building by burly men with flashlights who make me sad.
2:30-4:15am: PURE FUCKING STUPIDITY. not the good, alcoholic kind, just pure dumb wastefulness. I really wish I had just gone hoem to sleep some more.
4:35am: get home, check email and site, post in journal.
4:50: crash.
Saturday:
7:30am: wake up
7:50am: leave for work
8:00-10am: mandatory store meeting.
10:05am: drive to anahaim for insane SGLA Disneyland 2.0 trip.
11:00-11:30amish: arrive, try to meet up with people.
8:40-9ish pm: realize most people have already left Disneyland.
9:30-10:45ish: Squeeze as much after-dark Dinseyland fun as possible into already bleeding and mangled legs and feet with Trilo, LordJim, Requiem, Kira, Bean, and Dolorian.
11:00pm: try to find missing people.
11:30pmish: Get out of park
11:40pm: Prepare to pay $30.00 to get oiut of parking lot
11:42: pay $0.00 for parking.
11:43: wonder why
11:44: stop caring
11:45: smile, Leave.
11:50: get gasoline for car.
11:55: buy drink and small snack at gas station market
11:58: break pieve of gas station equipment.
12:00am fill out forms.
12:10am: leave, try not to care. result in complete mess of nervousness regarding responsibility and money.
12:45am: arrive very late to Disneyland afterparty at insano party location.
12:50: realize that htere are far too many people there not to freak out.
1:00-on: drink...preferably alot.
3:50am: serious insanity at pary involving people I don't know, violence, property damage, and basebal bats.
3:00ish am: take note of time, leave party, drive home.
4:00amish: get home, shower, recollect sanity.
Sunday:
9:00am: beginning of a new week of working hell.
7:15pm: leave work.
7:30pm: get home
7:30pm-8:00: phone call, weekend wrap up.
8:15pm: order pizza
8:30-10:00pm: fall sleep on couch, eat pizza (not at the same time, those who know my rommate and hilarious stories therein know that would truly guarantee death)
10:15pm: Beeeeeeed.
11:00pm-Tuesday afternoon:
Hybernate.
Tuesday
5:00pm-1:00am: work ensues, life continues as planned.
-Please bring flowers and something nice to say to my funeral, and put "mauled and eaten by a wild grizzley bear" on my coffin, please. It's so much nicer than "complete idiot who forgot to sleep and quit his shitty job".
Dave
POOPYDAVE'S "BIG OL' FUCKED UP WEEK OF DEATH"
Oh my god, somebody kill me with a blunt or sharp object.
Not gonna sleep tonight. Voluntarilly abstaining from that activity for the sake of the overall good.
It breaks down like this:
Tuesday:
12:15pm: wake up after sleeping in as much as I could to prepare for the forthcoming insanity.
1:15pm: Go to the lab and try to get some homework done:
2:30-55ish: little bit of interspersed site browsing in the lab for a break.
4:30: leave for work
5:05: get to work a tiny bit late
5:07: talk to boss about stuff
5:10: realize this is going to be the worst night ever.
5:11-close: Worst night ever.
12:00am: smooth segway into Wednesday:
2:25am: close the store.
2:35am: drop co-worker off at home
2:45am: get home
2:55am: check voicemail
3:00am: decide no to sleep.
3:10am: turn on computer, log onto SG.
3:35: start writing journal entry.
3:45-4:39: drink coffee and try not to sleep. Continue writing journal trying to keep self sane/awake.
4:09am: finish tinkering with ridiculously long and pointless Journal entry
4:10-4:40am: rub eyes and squint.
4:40am: drive to hollywood
5:00am: Meet up with people for a very early movie
6:00-8:30(I HOPE)am: watch movie, try not to die.
8:35: drive to work
9:00am: get to work.
10:00am: open store.
10:05-on: Try to prepare for my boss's boss's boss to visit and inspect store.
10:10-4:00pm: PANIC.
4:00pm: First time I get any other help all day, first chance to take a lunch/pee/oxygen break.
5:00pm: leave work.
5:05: drive back to hollywood for class.
5:45-6ish: get to lab, try to finish homework.
7:00pm: class starts.
7:00-10: try to learn something without killing self.
10:15-30: class ends.
10:40: go to Burgundy Room to get oh so drunk, and I mean DRUNK.
11:00-2:00am: SCREW OFF god dammit, I'm fucking DRUNK! Carbomb! CARBOMB!
12:30pmish: Kill Destro.
1:30-2:00am: leave the Burgundy room
2:10am: have WEDGES from Jack in the Box.
2:25am: walk around in the street for a while.
2:45am: go get some pizza with two drunken idiots.
2:50am: fall asleep in the pizza place
3:00am: get woken up to eat some chicken of some sort.
3:05am: fall back asleep
3:20am: wake up and eat some pizza
3:23am: fall back asleep.
4:50am: get laughed at by cute waitresses, wake up and leave pizza place.
4:00am: try and get gas, curse stupid broken gas station.
4:05am: find new gas station, get gas/
4:15am: drop drunk idiots off at cars.
4:20am: realize credit card is missing, go back to Jack in the Box to see if they never gavce i back to me.
4:35am: finally get it back from them.
4:50am: get home, tell everyone to screw off (didn't actually happen, because of the next part)
4:45am: Die.
Thursday:
*****Update: No recuperation at all, I was completely wrong.*****
5:00am: find bed.
5:15am: toss.
5:30am: turn.
5:45am: put movie in VCR.
7:15am: fall asleep.
10:00am: get a call from the security company at my job asking if anyone opened my store.
10:02am: realize what's going on
10:05am: convince self that I wasn't on the schedule.
10:06am: have doubts. PANIC.
10:10am: leave apartment.
10:13am: get to store.
10:14am: find out a trainee has been waiting 40 minutes from me.
10:15am: feel bad.
10:16am: laugh inside my head
10:20am: begin pretty goddamn bad day at work.
7:00pm: somehow manage to end work day without any actual end to anyone's life.
7:15pm: interesting phone message. Thanks, Ericallen.
7:20pm: realize my TOILET IS FUCKING BROKEN.
7:25-7:44pm: try to fix toilet.
7:55: give up, use roommate's bathroom.
8:00-9:15pm: flip-flop on the concept of goign out ot an insane goth/fetish kind of club with Trilobyte and several visiting out of towners and SGLA folks.
10:00pm: most likely show up at club.
10:05-on: Unknown, frightening activities and debouchery, more alcohol most likely involved.
1:00amish: Get challenged by Freckle, and not caring that she will win, try to defeat her in some sor of drinking challenge.
1:05: Get shut down by her being "sick."
1:10am: Persist.
1:15am: Anger Freckle's boyfriend.
1:25am: Get her to have a drink anyway, small victory for the poopydave.
1:27am: realize bartender is for shit, wish I had never bought drink, regret idiocy.
1:35am: Freckle wins, being much less affected by the terrible drink.
1:37am: pout.
1:45am: quibble with Maxx
1:50am: end the quarrel.
2:00am: throw ice cube at Maxx
2:05am: throw entire glass of ice in Maxx's face. Apprantly cause some sort of pain/damage.
2:20am: leave club
2:35am: Yummy diner action.
3:00am: get home, if alive.
3:00-3:15am: Die. Again.
Friday:
***edited because homework "can eat my ass"***
3:00am-10:00am
not interrupted by a job interview/meeting kind of thing) SLEEEEEEEEEP.
10:00am: get woken up by a REALLY annoying call from my roommate that's still irritating me.
11:45am: finally get myself back to sleep.
12:45-2:30pm: asleep, awake, asleep, awake. No enough of the asleep for my taste.
2:50pm: commit to awake/
2:52pm: curse at the sun.
2:55pm: realize toilet is still broken, become irritated.
3:00pm: phone call
3:15pm: Web site
3:41pm: Tell Lil_Tuffy to Screw Off.
4:00pm: FIX MY TOILET! YAY!
4:02: write about my shitter on the internet.
5:00pm: show up at work.
5:05pm: realize the holiday retail season of insanity is about to come down on my like a ton of stupid bricks made of stupid dumb shit.
5:10-1:00am: work like the idiot I am.
1:02-1:25am: Try like hell to get through the crowd of morons and drunkards on the road between me and Hollywood. Attempt not to drive car directly through other cars which infuriate me.
1:30am: pay to get into Miss Kityy's ,the best little obscene club/bar/debouchery location ever.
1:31am: order obsee amount of alcohol from the bartender.
1:33am: realize that half of the people I came out ot meet/get drunk with didn't even show up and paid 12 bucks to go see some movie in a mall theater exactly like the ones wherever they came in from instead of going someplace that doesn't exist in their hometown, or at least go see the movie in an actual famous hollywood landmark theatre that was less than 3 minutes to the left.
1:35am: drink ordered alcohol, feel better.
1:40-2:20: fun fun fun.
2:20am: get shoved out of the building by burly men with flashlights who make me sad.
2:30-4:15am: PURE FUCKING STUPIDITY. not the good, alcoholic kind, just pure dumb wastefulness. I really wish I had just gone hoem to sleep some more.
4:35am: get home, check email and site, post in journal.
4:50: crash.
Saturday:
7:30am: wake up
7:50am: leave for work
8:00-10am: mandatory store meeting.
10:05am: drive to anahaim for insane SGLA Disneyland 2.0 trip.
11:00-11:30amish: arrive, try to meet up with people.
8:40-9ish pm: realize most people have already left Disneyland.
9:30-10:45ish: Squeeze as much after-dark Dinseyland fun as possible into already bleeding and mangled legs and feet with Trilo, LordJim, Requiem, Kira, Bean, and Dolorian.
11:00pm: try to find missing people.
11:30pmish: Get out of park
11:40pm: Prepare to pay $30.00 to get oiut of parking lot
11:42: pay $0.00 for parking.
11:43: wonder why
11:44: stop caring
11:45: smile, Leave.
11:50: get gasoline for car.
11:55: buy drink and small snack at gas station market
11:58: break pieve of gas station equipment.
12:00am fill out forms.
12:10am: leave, try not to care. result in complete mess of nervousness regarding responsibility and money.
12:45am: arrive very late to Disneyland afterparty at insano party location.
12:50: realize that htere are far too many people there not to freak out.
1:00-on: drink...preferably alot.
3:50am: serious insanity at pary involving people I don't know, violence, property damage, and basebal bats.
3:00ish am: take note of time, leave party, drive home.
4:00amish: get home, shower, recollect sanity.
Sunday:
9:00am: beginning of a new week of working hell.
7:15pm: leave work.
7:30pm: get home
7:30pm-8:00: phone call, weekend wrap up.
8:15pm: order pizza
8:30-10:00pm: fall sleep on couch, eat pizza (not at the same time, those who know my rommate and hilarious stories therein know that would truly guarantee death)
10:15pm: Beeeeeeed.
11:00pm-Tuesday afternoon:
Hybernate.
Tuesday
5:00pm-1:00am: work ensues, life continues as planned.
-Please bring flowers and something nice to say to my funeral, and put "mauled and eaten by a wild grizzley bear" on my coffin, please. It's so much nicer than "complete idiot who forgot to sleep and quit his shitty job".
Dave
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What are you doin??
Go to bed!
Take up knitting!
Geez!