Oh my god, somebody kill me with a blunt or sharp object.
Not gonna sleep tonight. Voluntarilly abstaining from that activity for the sake of the overall good.
It breaks down like this:
Tuesday:
12:15pm: wake up after sleeping in as much as I could to prepare for the forthcoming insanity.
1:15pm: Go to the lab and try to get some homework done:
2:30-55ish: little bit of interspersed site browsing in the lab for a break.
4:30: leave for work
5:05: get to work a tiny bit late
5:07: talk to boss about stuff
5:10: realize this is going to be the worst night ever.
5:11-close: Worst night ever.
12:00am: smooth segway into Wednesday:
2:25am: close the store.
2:35am: drop co-worker off at home
2:45am: get home
2:55am: check voicemail
3:00am: decide no to sleep.
3:10am: turn on computer, log onto SG.
3:35: start writing journal entry.
3:45-4:39: drink coffee and try not to sleep. Continue writing journal trying to keep self sane/awake.
4:09am: finish tinkering with ridiculously long and pointless Journal entry
4:10-4:40am: rub eyes and squint.
4:40am: drive to hollywood
5:00am: Meet up with people for a very early movie
6:00-8:30(I HOPE)am: watch movie, try not to die.
8:35: drive to work
9:00am: get to work.
10:00am: open store.
10:05-on: Try to prepare for my boss's boss's boss to visit and inspect store.
10:10-4:00pm: PANIC.
4:00pm: First time I get any other help all day, first chance to take a lunch/pee/oxygen break.
5:00pm: leave work.
5:05: drive back to hollywood for class.
5:45-6ish: get to lab, try to finish homework.
7:00pm: class starts.
7:00-10: try to learn something without killing self.
10:15-30: class ends.
10:40: go to Burgundy Room to get oh so drunk, and I mean DRUNK.
1:30-2:00am: leave the Burgundy room
2:10am: have WEDGES from Jack in the Box.
2:25am: get home, tell everyone to screw off
2:30am: Die.
Thursday: Recuperation, Bill-paying.
2:00pm-6:00pm: small midshift at a different store.
Evening: maybe some new homework.
Night: most likely, serious debouchery with Trilo and crew at a hollywood bar/club of some sort. More alcohol most likely involved.
1-2amish: most likely get home, if alive.
Friday:
Homework in the early afternoon if I can make myself wake up.
Work 5-1am, maybe get off early and consider going out with some SGLA people and out-of-towners in the area for disneyland trip for the sake of making my week more interesting/suicidal.
Saturday:
7:30am: wake up
7:50am: leave for work
8:00-9am: mandatory store meeting.
9:05am: drive to anahaim for insane SGLA Disneyland 2.0 trip.
10:00-10:30ish: arrive, try to meet up with people.
8:00-9ish pm: leave Disneyland.
10ish: Disneyland afterparty at insano party location.
10:25-on: drink
1:00sih am: leave party, drive home.
Sunday:
9:00am: beginning of a new week of working hell.
-Please bring flowers and something nice to say to my funeral, and put "mauled and eaten by a wild grizzley bear" on my coffin, please. It's so much nicer than "complete idiot who forgot to sleep and quit his shitty job".
Dave
Not gonna sleep tonight. Voluntarilly abstaining from that activity for the sake of the overall good.
It breaks down like this:
Tuesday:
12:15pm: wake up after sleeping in as much as I could to prepare for the forthcoming insanity.
1:15pm: Go to the lab and try to get some homework done:
2:30-55ish: little bit of interspersed site browsing in the lab for a break.
4:30: leave for work
5:05: get to work a tiny bit late
5:07: talk to boss about stuff
5:10: realize this is going to be the worst night ever.
5:11-close: Worst night ever.
12:00am: smooth segway into Wednesday:
2:25am: close the store.
2:35am: drop co-worker off at home
2:45am: get home
2:55am: check voicemail
3:00am: decide no to sleep.
3:10am: turn on computer, log onto SG.
3:35: start writing journal entry.
3:45-4:39: drink coffee and try not to sleep. Continue writing journal trying to keep self sane/awake.
4:09am: finish tinkering with ridiculously long and pointless Journal entry
4:10-4:40am: rub eyes and squint.
4:40am: drive to hollywood
5:00am: Meet up with people for a very early movie
6:00-8:30(I HOPE)am: watch movie, try not to die.
8:35: drive to work
9:00am: get to work.
10:00am: open store.
10:05-on: Try to prepare for my boss's boss's boss to visit and inspect store.
10:10-4:00pm: PANIC.
4:00pm: First time I get any other help all day, first chance to take a lunch/pee/oxygen break.
5:00pm: leave work.
5:05: drive back to hollywood for class.
5:45-6ish: get to lab, try to finish homework.
7:00pm: class starts.
7:00-10: try to learn something without killing self.
10:15-30: class ends.
10:40: go to Burgundy Room to get oh so drunk, and I mean DRUNK.
1:30-2:00am: leave the Burgundy room
2:10am: have WEDGES from Jack in the Box.
2:25am: get home, tell everyone to screw off
2:30am: Die.
Thursday: Recuperation, Bill-paying.
2:00pm-6:00pm: small midshift at a different store.
Evening: maybe some new homework.
Night: most likely, serious debouchery with Trilo and crew at a hollywood bar/club of some sort. More alcohol most likely involved.
1-2amish: most likely get home, if alive.
Friday:
Homework in the early afternoon if I can make myself wake up.
Work 5-1am, maybe get off early and consider going out with some SGLA people and out-of-towners in the area for disneyland trip for the sake of making my week more interesting/suicidal.
Saturday:
7:30am: wake up
7:50am: leave for work
8:00-9am: mandatory store meeting.
9:05am: drive to anahaim for insane SGLA Disneyland 2.0 trip.
10:00-10:30ish: arrive, try to meet up with people.
8:00-9ish pm: leave Disneyland.
10ish: Disneyland afterparty at insano party location.
10:25-on: drink
1:00sih am: leave party, drive home.
Sunday:
9:00am: beginning of a new week of working hell.
-Please bring flowers and something nice to say to my funeral, and put "mauled and eaten by a wild grizzley bear" on my coffin, please. It's so much nicer than "complete idiot who forgot to sleep and quit his shitty job".
Dave
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acidgrampa:
requiem:
Dave, you had better replace something there with a good night's sleep. I will not have you behaving like a bitch at Disneyland. If you do I will roll up my park map and hit you on the head with it.