Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah- Fuck You, SOUP! Ow!!
What the hell is the deal with soup? You want it hot, because that's when it makes you feel better, but then it's so hot that it burns the crap out of your face so you wait and then it's not hot enough again!! What's the deal, do I just have no tolerance to billion-degree heats inside of my own mouth? Fuck!
-Anyway, so nobody make out with me this weekend. For one, I'm sick and gross, and besides, it would appear that I wouldn't even feel it anyway, thanks to Campbell's Chicken God-Damn Noodle.
Dave
What the hell is the deal with soup? You want it hot, because that's when it makes you feel better, but then it's so hot that it burns the crap out of your face so you wait and then it's not hot enough again!! What's the deal, do I just have no tolerance to billion-degree heats inside of my own mouth? Fuck!
-Anyway, so nobody make out with me this weekend. For one, I'm sick and gross, and besides, it would appear that I wouldn't even feel it anyway, thanks to Campbell's Chicken God-Damn Noodle.
Dave
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maxx:
i bet she'll never talk to me again.
melladoree:
HA! I so happneded to be there by accident and yeah.... I so would have called if not! 
I was at the flaming margarita place and am tanked!
I was at the flaming margarita place and am tanked!