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rawr_ima_monster

Massapequa, NY

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Sunday May 14, 2006

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Call your Mother!

Unless you have some kind of crazy dramatic family story, in which case, call someone else's mother, or just generally feel appreciative that someone shoved you through a vagina at some point.

-if you were born without the assistance of a vagina, I guess you're off the hook, you freaky-wierd abomination of nature.
Dave

PS: C-sections still count. The vagina had to have played some part, it was at least an exit strategy for some of the fluids you marinated in. And besides, in most cases, someone probably had to shove you INTO a vagina in the very first place. Again, unless you were created in a test-tube, in which case, you frighten me and should probably be caged somewhere for general probing and ridicule. Mutant.
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melladoree:
Oh god do I ever love your play by play

yeah that about sums it up - I pretty much feel the same way about the curry thing - mostly it makes me crave Indian BUT that is about the most appealing part thus far. Like I said - play by ear is so ok with me biggrin

AND YES leaving that early is ok too. I got a book, my ipod and AM SO READY TO FORGET ABOUT WORK! biggrin
May 16, 2006
melladoree:
This is getting exciting PSP! I am all about books on tapes, if worse comes to worse -they have gotten me through a couple of cross country trips NOT that this one is that far...

I am totally capable AND would have offered my car since it IS I think made for road trips BUT the gas in an SUV is not really sensible at the moment. I am not opposed to driving at all

What way are we going - cow town - 99?

I think you may have to thumb restle Hopey for that one wink

PS is anyone besides me, you and brooks sharing the room?
May 16, 2006

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