Dear local art supply store in my new neighborhood that I always drive past and finally decided to check out this weekend,
Fuck you and your huge canvas blow-out sale. Dammit, I spent a genuinely impressively small amount of money, and now I have ALL these freaking canvases in my apartment, and I'm going to have to fucking put things on them.
I don't have time for that, Local art supply store. I blame you. I blame you and your incredibly conveniently-timed unannounced sale and it's ability to completely derail my lack of an insanely hectic timeframe and massive project overload.
Oh, and also, fuck you, Local art supply store, for telling me, when I got up to the counter, having already picked up fifty, FIFTY small pre-stretched canvases for an obsenely, seductively small amount of money each, that in 6 days all the paint I had been looking at would be reduced in price for some time- another one of your so-called "promotional sales," perfecly and ingeniously timed to dash any hopes I may have had of spending any free time not thinking about all the projects I could be working on.
The paints were still more affordable than I was expecting, so I bought them anyhow, but god dammit, now I have to go back there, and get more later.
Seriously, Local art supply store, I already had enough to do, and I was ready to walk out because I have other needs for my income, but you just had to make it so affordable and tempting. Once again, Fuck you.
-Sincerely,
Dave
Fuck you and your huge canvas blow-out sale. Dammit, I spent a genuinely impressively small amount of money, and now I have ALL these freaking canvases in my apartment, and I'm going to have to fucking put things on them.
I don't have time for that, Local art supply store. I blame you. I blame you and your incredibly conveniently-timed unannounced sale and it's ability to completely derail my lack of an insanely hectic timeframe and massive project overload.
Oh, and also, fuck you, Local art supply store, for telling me, when I got up to the counter, having already picked up fifty, FIFTY small pre-stretched canvases for an obsenely, seductively small amount of money each, that in 6 days all the paint I had been looking at would be reduced in price for some time- another one of your so-called "promotional sales," perfecly and ingeniously timed to dash any hopes I may have had of spending any free time not thinking about all the projects I could be working on.
The paints were still more affordable than I was expecting, so I bought them anyhow, but god dammit, now I have to go back there, and get more later.
Seriously, Local art supply store, I already had enough to do, and I was ready to walk out because I have other needs for my income, but you just had to make it so affordable and tempting. Once again, Fuck you.
-Sincerely,
Dave
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I'm not going to ask you about your 50 canvas theme. I'm excited you're planning one.
edit: apparently I'm mixing painting surfaces with going door to door for a cause.
[Edited on Apr 05, 2006 7:58AM]