I'm such a wimp.
So I got all pissy at work today about how fucked up it is to randomly change a week's schedule less than 5 days before the day changed. It's just not fair to essentially expect me to be on call to work 7 days a week just in case my schedule changes without my being consulted. Not for minimum fuckin' wage....
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So I got all pissy at work today about how fucked up it is to randomly change a week's schedule less than 5 days before the day changed. It's just not fair to essentially expect me to be on call to work 7 days a week just in case my schedule changes without my being consulted. Not for minimum fuckin' wage....
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It really does kinda freak me out that the checks I'm about to deposit, while htey are piddley and not worth all the work I put in to get them, seem to bring the words "big", "fat" and "lifesaver" to mind. After settling numerous bills that I had the clarity of mind yesterday to pay, my bank accounts are essentially tapped, so at least I'll...
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giga_geo:
yeah, life is a bitch.
but then again... as long as you realize how lucky you are, in that you have money to spend on the better things in life, than no worries.
but then again... as long as you realize how lucky you are, in that you have money to spend on the better things in life, than no worries.
amina:
poooooooooooooooooooooooooopppppIE
I smell all greasy and my hands are kinda icky and there's gray goo under my all my fingermails, bu I've got a pretty nice sense of accomplishemnt going. It'ws nice to create something.
I started making this yesterday evening, and finished it tonight:
Grrrr
3/4 Grrrr...
That spine makes no sense
Monster got back.
Duhhhh....he's got bushy eyebrows...see?
-so anyway, yeah it's kinda like...
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I started making this yesterday evening, and finished it tonight:
Grrrr
3/4 Grrrr...
That spine makes no sense
Monster got back.
Duhhhh....he's got bushy eyebrows...see?
-so anyway, yeah it's kinda like...
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clovesbud:
WOW!!
Beautiful work. You are really lucky to be able to think in three dimensions like that. I can barely juggle two. The spine makes sense to me>>>he's all Adam's Apple. The Apple is dominant!
Great stuff.
Beautiful work. You are really lucky to be able to think in three dimensions like that. I can barely juggle two. The spine makes sense to me>>>he's all Adam's Apple. The Apple is dominant!
Great stuff.
tororo:
Thanks for the lesson in phonetics!
Did I mention I loved the sculpture? I love nonsense en gnral, and spines that make no sense en particulier.
Did I mention I loved the sculpture? I love nonsense en gnral, and spines that make no sense en particulier.
So, to make it short and sweet, I'm pretty sure that I've come to the comnclusion that I'm presently really just desperate for some attention.
-I know, I'm like osme kind of a friggin' psychic over here.
Dave
-I know, I'm like osme kind of a friggin' psychic over here.
Dave
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butterfly2:
*big hugs* 
for you!!!!!!!!
Lots of from SF!
for you!!!!!!!!
Lots of
from SF!
obsidian_:
admit it...you stopped in chicago and ate my brain way back in the day...I know it....
so why did it take me so long to place the guy in amelie and city of the lost children is the same damn person...I must be slipping in my old age!
my knee hurts oh so so so so much....I think they should shower some pain meds on me...cause it feels as though someone popped it out o place and it's just kinda dangling in the socket....and that does not feel happy at all...
ok....this is official big ass comments to Dave...aka the poop's Journal week... why do I need my own journal when people can just come here and find out everything...
.....hmmmmm i think it's almost my bedtime....but it's tooooooo cold....i will freeze if i sleep now....
so why did it take me so long to place the guy in amelie and city of the lost children is the same damn person...I must be slipping in my old age!
my knee hurts oh so so so so much....I think they should shower some pain meds on me...cause it feels as though someone popped it out o place and it's just kinda dangling in the socket....and that does not feel happy at all...
ok....this is official big ass comments to Dave...aka the poop's Journal week... why do I need my own journal when people can just come here and find out everything...
.....hmmmmm i think it's almost my bedtime....but it's tooooooo cold....i will freeze if i sleep now....
SO here's the last one. it's a sweet little one, and sorta the only one that ends on a happy note. I was lkinda surprised to be told that a long time ago. I just never thought of them as sad stories. oh well. This one is #14 of 14. Here's #1 of 14. Go there and click next till you're here, and you'll have...
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elfin:
Of Course you were included in that! silly.
obsidian_:
i just want it to be xanadu so that i can relive my childhood and roller skate....and make other people do it with me....
although most christmass me and a friend of mine go roller skating.....we get glowsticks....and me and her skate hand in hand during couple skates...and we fall a lot it's a swell time...and we droup our glowsticks and little kids ahve to pick it up for us cause we can't bend down withoutfalling....
of course everyone would be encouraged to dress like a muse.....and the Xanadu soundtrack would played over and over again...and if possible get the skate rent to play the movie....while we skate.....
it's good to dream
slap mo fro bro!
although most christmass me and a friend of mine go roller skating.....we get glowsticks....and me and her skate hand in hand during couple skates...and we fall a lot it's a swell time...and we droup our glowsticks and little kids ahve to pick it up for us cause we can't bend down withoutfalling....
of course everyone would be encouraged to dress like a muse.....and the Xanadu soundtrack would played over and over again...and if possible get the skate rent to play the movie....while we skate.....
it's good to dream
slap mo fro bro!
So, the next entry will be the last of these rhymes. If you haven't, I think it'd be nice for you to read them all. Start with The First One and just hit next until you get here. These two are pretty lame, but the next one's nice.
Nine times Upon a Time,
there was a lady named Sue.
Who was always Home Complaining
that...
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Nine times Upon a Time,
there was a lady named Sue.
Who was always Home Complaining
that...
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artfag:
Isn't the writers guild down the street from my place? And you didn't stop by! Just joking Did you go to the party?
Did you go to the party?
lila:
hehehe...maryisstrange said "yay for my poopy" in any other context that would sound...well, you know...
you're the poopy, Dave.
you're the poopy, Dave.
People must be getting sick of these things, it's thinning out. Anyway, I wanna put them all up, so bleh. there are 14, I'm on 10&11, it starts Here with #1. enjoy.
"once upon a book" by Dave (part 10: Phil)
Eight Times Upon a Time,
there Was a Man who's Name was Phill.
Who was Starting Work one Morning
at the County's New Landfill....
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"once upon a book" by Dave (part 10: Phil)
Eight Times Upon a Time,
there Was a Man who's Name was Phill.
Who was Starting Work one Morning
at the County's New Landfill....
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gil:
lol
its what im here for
its what i do
its what im here for
its what i do
jupiter6:
i have not been good at being in touch, either. heh. i went to seattle for 9 days in january and am now all in love and shit. heh. i am going back to seattle on the 12th of this month to look for a job and a place to live. yes, i am moving to seattle. how's your job situation going these days? i have been applying for just about every damn job i can these days. i will now go read parts 1 through 10. hope you are well.
rhyming stories are what I'm posting, ill I'm out of rhyming stories to post. there are 14. it starts with # 1. Enjoy or Die.
"once upon a book." by Dave (part 8: Pete)
Once Upon an Arctic Isle,
a Penguin we'll call "Pete,"
Had Grown so Sick of Eating fish,
That he simply wouldn't eat.
He grew thin and thinner still
'till he...
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"once upon a book." by Dave (part 8: Pete)
Once Upon an Arctic Isle,
a Penguin we'll call "Pete,"
Had Grown so Sick of Eating fish,
That he simply wouldn't eat.
He grew thin and thinner still
'till he...
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raven:
apparently there was some guy around the early 1900s who had a habit of eating his own limbs. he was put in a mental hosiptal and shackled to a bed but managed to chew his own feet off to escape. icky.
i dont think i have read the robot story. what is it?
i dont think i have read the robot story. what is it?
I've started posting them two at a time. so there. This is part 6 and 7. if you're just tuning in, you can go see Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, and Part 5 by clicking the things with lines under them.
"once upon a book" by Dave (part 6: Miss Crink)
Five Times Upon a Time,
there Was...
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"once upon a book" by Dave (part 6: Miss Crink)
Five Times Upon a Time,
there Was...
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maxx:
but I DON'T have a vcr. 
obsidian_:
so I've decided that you just cast the mouse...cause the clear shell just doesn't sound like a great idea...what is this mouse's purpose in life? cast it and make a milion copies in silicone and put them all over your apartment and call it the mice militia and give them to all your friends for gift giving occasions....and soon find a big rat cult poppy dave falling?
does this rat have the huge balls I've heard about? rats with big balls would scare me...
does this rat have the huge balls I've heard about? rats with big balls would scare me...
This is number five in a series. first one is right here, then ou can go through them.
I always kinda liked this one alot. I actually used these at one point as a narration for a very quickly made film project in college, and this one of my favorite ones to film and watch. It was like making a cartoon in Live Action....
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I always kinda liked this one alot. I actually used these at one point as a narration for a very quickly made film project in college, and this one of my favorite ones to film and watch. It was like making a cartoon in Live Action....
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gwen1:
we should go durnk bowling.
lila:
don't kid yourself... your employers like you more the everyone else because you give the bestest hugs! DUH!
XoXoX, LiLA.
XoXoX, LiLA.For those of you Just checking in, this is from a series of thingies that starts Here. You can jsut go there and press next until you get to here.
"once upon a book" by dave (part 4-Stu)
Three Times Upon a Time,
There Was a Cabbie named Stu,
Who Had Stubble on His face,
and a Hole in His left Shoe.
He was Always...
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"once upon a book" by dave (part 4-Stu)
Three Times Upon a Time,
There Was a Cabbie named Stu,
Who Had Stubble on His face,
and a Hole in His left Shoe.
He was Always...
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obsidian_:
I can rough him up for you...I had this weird ass dream that i was at mardi gras and this old couple was next to me and this man told his woman to hold my hands when they threw something my way....so i got really mad and ended up punching the guy....but it wasn't a real punch some reason I could barely do it but i did....then people started throwing lovely plastic beads at me...and some scarfs for some reason..
now i feel as though i should kick some ass...and possibly go to jail so that i can fit in at work...
now i feel as though i should kick some ass...and possibly go to jail so that i can fit in at work...
clara:
Keep providing the rhymes and I'll keep providing the 
There's plenty more coming, this is the third, the first one was This one. This one is often people's favorite.
"Once Upon a Book" by Dave (Part 3-Bess)
Once Upon a Southern Ranch,
there lived A cow Named Bess.
who, Truth be told, I Tell no Lie,
Was learning to Play Chess.
Folks would say She couldn't Play,
the Best she'd do Was Guess....
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"Once Upon a Book" by Dave (Part 3-Bess)
Once Upon a Southern Ranch,
there lived A cow Named Bess.
who, Truth be told, I Tell no Lie,
Was learning to Play Chess.
Folks would say She couldn't Play,
the Best she'd do Was Guess....
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obsidian_:
don't worry when I get out to LA...and find a job....I'll share my job with you.....in exchange for a bed in your bathtub
linz:
wo! welcome to oblivion...your room is the second door to the boink..
welcome to oblivion...your room is the second door to the boink..
it's waaaaaaaaay past my bedtime...but that carson daily show just came on and he said jon spencer is going to come on...oh la la....I must see him!
I must stop hacking my inards out so that I can see Jon then go sleepy...
How is poopy dave today?