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Friday Apr 15, 2005

Apr 15, 2005
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I love writing cover letters...one should note the extreme sarcasm that goes along with that sentence, but I am having a strangely good time twisting in actual facts with piles of BS. I think my favorite sentence from today's adventures in Coverletterland is 'This job would be a new, exciting experience to use my customer service skills to assist your company in continuing to function at optimum capacity.' It's just fun to write in true but wordy ways. I love being smart!!wink

It's loverly and sunny here, so I am off to rollerblade any leftover funk I might have away. Let's hope I don't fall or die from my recent bout of inactivity. Happy Trails!

1) Do you know the difference between a crow and a raven?
2) What's your favorite sunny day activity?
3) Favorite Childern's book?
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rhoswen:
1. Their tails are differnt.

2. lying on the back lawn with a good book and some sunglasses

3. green eggs and ham
Apr 16, 2005
notoriousdug:
My personal joy when job hunting is to write bizzare cover letters and fire them and my resume off to jobs I am not even close to qualified for.

I don;t know why but somewhere deep inside it makes me happy to know that some placement office is getting a cover letter written in "ghetto slang" attached to a resume for a mechanic to become CFO of a multinational corporation.

Or that a laywers office received one where I explained that while no actually a lawyer I am quite good at bribing people and that is really waht's important in that line of work.

Or where I applied to be a chefs and stated my carrier goal was to be the next "typhoid Mary"

I am soooo easily amused when I have to much time on my hands!

1) I thought they where the saem... shows what I know!

2) Removing top and doors form Jeep. Enjoying the word

3) Dr Suess in general
Apr 17, 2005

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