Okay I have to bitch about this... since it pisses me off so much.
I used to believe that the louder your vehicle was, the cooler it was. I used to have a big boat car with a hole in the muffler... I loved it. Mind you... that was when I lived on a farm near a small town. Now that I live on a main street in the city... I am much wiser. And I also realize my car wasn't nearly as loud as I thought it was...
Therefore I have come up with some rules for all the fuckers out there who like their vehicles loud.
The loudness of a vehicle (I'm going to cover all forms of transportation here) should be directly proportional to A) The size of the vehicle, and B) the power of the vehicle.
I shall begin with point A
I drive a truck. It isn't a big one, but its still a truck. Under no circumstances should a piss as peice of fuck motorbike be louder than my truck. NONE! My truck isn't loud, but like I said.. my truck isn't that big for a truck. In my not-so-humble opinion, the only vehicles seen on the road today that should be allowed to be as loud as a motorbike is a semi. They are big. They have big engines. They have a lot of power. Therefore, they can be loud. I also know that there will be situations where a muffler is falling off and a little POS sunfire can actually make some noise. But in that case... GET IT FIXED YOU CHEAP FUCK!
All those people who drive a little piece of shit car an intend for it to be loud... You really need a scud missile launched directly up your tailpipe... and hopefully into your ass too.
Trains can be loud. They can be as loud as they fuckin want. There isn't much else on the planet that is moving that weighs as much or has as much force as a train. Who's going to argue with a train? Not me thats for sure. And by letting them be loud (which we do already) that makes sure that the only people who actually run into them or get hit by them are moronic low lifes who are to fuckin stupid to realize they are much smaller than the train. Just as well... they were breathing my air.
Airplanes can be loud... and the bigger they get (generally) the louder they are. A jumbo jet has every right to shake youre window panes and wake you up in the middle of the night, they are BIG. They have lots of power!
On to point B
Now I know that many people may make the arguement 'But a harley has lots of power.. so it can be loud!' FUCK YOU. The amount of horsepower I'm talking about has never been seen on any road. I'm talking about F-15 power, or speed-record setting jet car power. There is not a motorcycle in existance that has enough power to justify its fuckin noise!
Finally, there are also different types of loud. A diesel engine, a motorbike and a fuckin speed bumb of a car without a muffler may all be loud. But like I said... the deisel engine is most likely attached to something much bigger than the other two. It can be loud. It actually sounds nice when it is loud. As for the motorbikes and cars without mufflers. They are fuckin annoying to no end. Why the fuck is it considered cool to cruise around annoying and waking up everyone around you?? Who the fuck decided that??
There are a few people I know who have motorbikes... and I will exclude them from the following statement... but only if they keep their fucking two wheeled shit stains away from me.
If you drive a motorbike, and you think the noise is cool.... you deserve to die.
Thank you
I used to believe that the louder your vehicle was, the cooler it was. I used to have a big boat car with a hole in the muffler... I loved it. Mind you... that was when I lived on a farm near a small town. Now that I live on a main street in the city... I am much wiser. And I also realize my car wasn't nearly as loud as I thought it was...
Therefore I have come up with some rules for all the fuckers out there who like their vehicles loud.
The loudness of a vehicle (I'm going to cover all forms of transportation here) should be directly proportional to A) The size of the vehicle, and B) the power of the vehicle.
I shall begin with point A
I drive a truck. It isn't a big one, but its still a truck. Under no circumstances should a piss as peice of fuck motorbike be louder than my truck. NONE! My truck isn't loud, but like I said.. my truck isn't that big for a truck. In my not-so-humble opinion, the only vehicles seen on the road today that should be allowed to be as loud as a motorbike is a semi. They are big. They have big engines. They have a lot of power. Therefore, they can be loud. I also know that there will be situations where a muffler is falling off and a little POS sunfire can actually make some noise. But in that case... GET IT FIXED YOU CHEAP FUCK!
All those people who drive a little piece of shit car an intend for it to be loud... You really need a scud missile launched directly up your tailpipe... and hopefully into your ass too.
Trains can be loud. They can be as loud as they fuckin want. There isn't much else on the planet that is moving that weighs as much or has as much force as a train. Who's going to argue with a train? Not me thats for sure. And by letting them be loud (which we do already) that makes sure that the only people who actually run into them or get hit by them are moronic low lifes who are to fuckin stupid to realize they are much smaller than the train. Just as well... they were breathing my air.
Airplanes can be loud... and the bigger they get (generally) the louder they are. A jumbo jet has every right to shake youre window panes and wake you up in the middle of the night, they are BIG. They have lots of power!
On to point B
Now I know that many people may make the arguement 'But a harley has lots of power.. so it can be loud!' FUCK YOU. The amount of horsepower I'm talking about has never been seen on any road. I'm talking about F-15 power, or speed-record setting jet car power. There is not a motorcycle in existance that has enough power to justify its fuckin noise!
Finally, there are also different types of loud. A diesel engine, a motorbike and a fuckin speed bumb of a car without a muffler may all be loud. But like I said... the deisel engine is most likely attached to something much bigger than the other two. It can be loud. It actually sounds nice when it is loud. As for the motorbikes and cars without mufflers. They are fuckin annoying to no end. Why the fuck is it considered cool to cruise around annoying and waking up everyone around you?? Who the fuck decided that??
There are a few people I know who have motorbikes... and I will exclude them from the following statement... but only if they keep their fucking two wheeled shit stains away from me.
If you drive a motorbike, and you think the noise is cool.... you deserve to die.
Thank you
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cyriaca:
Gosh I'm sorry did I ruin your thoughts that I wasn't a female 
kail:
Ah yes, growing older and appreciating the silence. How do you plan to enforce your rules? 