raunchy

I need another drink damn it! well me and the guys that live in my house are all having a house party this weekend, and I have decided to stay sober for the first half the night and be the bartender. we got a bar downstairs and I'm going to be the bartender for the evening, because there a couple young'uns i guess like freshman and sophmores to uwec that will be there. And from what I hear some haven't ever been to a house party before, so I took it upon myself to be sober for the first half so for the second half i'll only be a little buzzed when I have to escort people when they have to pray to the porcelin gods. I am going to be buying lots of booze while the other guys are buying a keg or 2. And I will be in command of all.... MWAHAHAHA... I just can't wait to deny service to the first person, I hope they try to snake out on me so I can let out some aggression on their pretty lil faces... because I guess a lot of the ones coming are going to be lame square assholes that got handed shit all their lives... so i just can't wait to see the reaction that they give to a demon such as I, I love messin with drunks when i'm sober... well if anyone is going to be in the eau claire area drop me a line, because anyone who does gets drinks on the house c/o me, just because i need more on the level type of people here...................................
well other than that i got nothing to say but that ive been at school or work for the last 15 hours and i need to pound back some PBRs and pass out.

good night never never land!

-the Raunchy one, Colt