Who spilt my beer!?... whatever. I'm fucking burnt out today, got way too drunk last night but good times. Just sitting around doing nothin. I need money... im poor. I want to go out and get the army of darkness, but no money no movie. I can't spange in this town, nothing but yuppie college kids. Whenever I even try to spange, and believe me I am good at it usually, I dont get anything from these fkn pricks. I'll prolly end up cuddling with my spacebag tonight like usual and run around in a drunken stupor... good times. I met up with this Amy chick down at the coffee shop today she might come over, she's a pretty little lady I hope to get to know her better, if that doesnt happen tonight I will be one unhappy Raunchy.... but a drunk one. 
Well I am off to the bag now. Now go out and destroy something.
-Raunchy Von Gutterscum
Well I am off to the bag now. Now go out and destroy something.
-Raunchy Von Gutterscum