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highly recommended sight: Ironic Times --it's hit-or-miss as far as satire goes, but the hits seem to outweigh the misses (actually, this week is one of the weaker issues, but it's still pretty funny)

from the "zipper":
. . . . . LATEST HEADLINES . . . . . .. . . . . Saddam's interior decorator captured, executed . . . . . . Destroyed antiquities will be replaced, says Pentagon . . . . . . Syria's Assad orders retrofitting of all statues . . . . . . Rumsfeld: 'we may never know' why we invaded . . . . . . Cheering Baghdad crowds return home to Kuwait . . . . . . White House: next war to be privately funded . . . . . . Saddam's full brother offers to exchange self for two captured half brothers . . . . . . Disney wins contract to rebuild Iraq's culture . . . . . . Naysayers to doomsayers: 'I told you so' . . . . . . Report: U.S. can't find own WMDs . . . . . . Christo given okay to cover Swiss Alps in chocolate syrup . . . . . . Israeli computers slowed by Klezmer worm . . . . . . U.S. captures Saddam's half double . . . . . . Augusta National to accept lefthanded Canadian women golfers . . . . . . Muslims welcome one millionth Christian invader . . . . . . Human shields leave Baghdad for Damascus . . . . . . Haiti adopts voodoo economics . . . . . . Sociologists convene teleconference on loneliness . . . . . . . . . . . . . .