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I found the following on the generally interesting memepool (memepool.com) & pretty much had to change my boxers after each paragraph--it's from a section of a British MP's website (for Teens!) &, as memepool notes, it's either clueless, or masterful irony--either way....


Teens!
We know that you're too busy fighting off your biological urges and being l33t hax0rs[I have no idea what the fuck this means] to Get Involved, but politics is cool, m'kay?
Nobody ever seems to do anything for The Kids! All the decisions are made by suits, man. That's so lame!!! We know you think of yourselves as responsible citizens, but what you wanna do is turn that thought into an action, dudes.
Get involved - to the extreme!
The BBC politics for kids/teens site is, like, totally wacked! Ditto for the Parliament education site which even has a section for younger yoof . Fanta-stick!
YoungGov is totally the business for having your say, and there are even wicked Youth Parliament sites for the UK and Europe.
(Hey, chill with the anti-Europe vibes already! You totally won't be able to wear the word 'fcuk' on your shirt anymore if we break our connection with France, y'dig? ROFFLE!)
So, cut it with the bling bling and do something for the community, man. Join in and take action with any of the groovy sites we've listed, or just drop Tom a line a quiet rap by the electronic e-mail. Tom's well-up on the Interwebnet, and he won't harsh your buzz or dis you down the line.
WARNING: Getting involved in politics may cause premature ageing and a sudden loss of friends.memepoolnull