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Wednesday Mar 23, 2005

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a few days ago I had to go to the doctor after a vicious attack at the prison.

(sounds pretty exciting, eh? not so. I was actually "attacked" by an icy sidewalk. it was, however, vicious indeed.)

anyway, let it be known that, for the next few weeks, there will be icy sidewalks all over the damn place.

& kids--if I have one piece of advice to stamp into your silly-putty-like minds, let it be this: when I took my tumble--after it was confirmed that I wasn't horribly maimed or, like, dead, I was assured by inmates & officers alike that the whole episode was, indeed, fuckin' hilarious.

so, my advice would be to ALWAYS have a video camera at hand.
tororo:
Silly putty... As this product will most probably be some day soon declared illegal, as are each and every fun stuff one after another, myToday's Advice For Kids will be: store as much as you can in some safe place! It won't be wasted, this thing has an incredible lifespan (especially when compared to many other synthetic material's, such as resin-based ones, etc.) I'm the proud owner of a silly putty ball that I've been gratified with when in (the French counterpart of) sixth grade, and it still has kept intact all its wonderful properties.

Catch it, Rats!
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