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Saturday Jul 10, 2004

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as an indication as to how utterly boring my life has been lately, the following has been a point of ponderment in my drab little life:

as part of my current post at the prison, I have to go around with a nurse for "pill call" at 3:30 every morning. she will have a tacklebox with various meds in little paper cups (the anti-depressants & psych meds submerged in applesauce, to prevent "cheeking" or hording--either for the purpose of barter with other inmates or suicide attempts. "applesauced" has become prison lingo for "gone all crazy-like")

anyway, a couple of months ago a new nurse came to the prison--rather attractive in a general sort of way.

for several weeks we did the rounds & sort of poked at each other conversationally, finding out little bits & pieces about each other.

lately, in the past month or so, we've quite warmed to one another, & she's been smiling quite a bit.

as an attractive, rather private woman in the predominately male world of the prison, she's arroused a bit of speculation as to her background, proclivities--single? boyfriend someplace? lesbian? fools around? frigid?

(those last two categories being pretty much the only two slots allowed for in this town--there are no grey areas)

the common consensus: she never smiles.

ah, but she does. & it's dazzling.

a warm, beautiful, inviting smile that, unfortunately, invariably provokes an involuntary response in the nether regions that the uniform does little to hide.

thus, for the first half of pill call we'll have a jolly sort of conversation & for the second half I'll be walking a bit stiffly, awkwardly angling my torso to disguise my sudden disfigurement.

every damn night.

this is not a problem I've faced since, hell, high school.

anyway, tonight's her last night.

c'est la vie, eh?
likeclockwork:
Akwardly angling ones torso to disguise an erect penis can be quite the task. Depending on the size of your member and the coverage that your uniform affords, you could try waistbanding it (i.e. lay him flush to your belly) though someone might think you are smuggling a cucumber to an inmate. Do the Be Good Tanyas ever tour in the US?
Jul 11, 2004
dragonmatrix23:
Hey, they finally aproved "The Mended Drum." We now have a PTerry group!! ;-)
DM
Jul 12, 2004

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