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Friday Nov 22, 2002

Nov 22, 2002
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thursday night was kind of exciting in that an inmate charged me on the tier with a sharpened stick he'd been using to stir paint & I had to wrestle it from him & kick his ass.

actually, he didn't so much "charge" me as "walk towards me" & I didn't so much wrestle it from him as have it handed to me, with a paper towel wrapped around the middle where it was all sticky. & I guess that I didn't so much kick his ass as "thanked him politely"

& I think instead of "kind of exciting" I should've written "pretty fucking dull". (the stick WAS plenty sharp & pointy, tho..for what it's worth).

not much else happened. I DID read most of "A Monk Swimming" by Malachy McCourt, which I enjoyed much, & would heartily to those of you who like yer memoirs chock-full of plenty of boozin' & whorin" with a stiff shot of Blarney.

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BLONDE JOKE OF THE DAY:

A blonde decides that she wants a nice pair of alligator shoes & goes to the alligator shoe store inquiring about a pair.

the man tells her that they're ten thousand dollars a pair. plus tax.

"Fiddlesticks!" quoth the blonde, & she leaves in a huff.

later the man is driving home & sees the blonde waist-deep in the swamp, blasting away with a shot-gun, a pile of dead alligators nearby.

"The Hell are you doing?" asks the man.

"Shootin' alligators." she says, & plugs another one.

"May I inquire why?" asks the man.

"It relaxes me." she says.


...not much of a joke, really.
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ragingwhore42:
the malachy mccourt that tis frank mccourt's brother?? why do i miss everything? have you heard the brak song-don't touch me?? chances are you don't know who brak is. i think i give up. you should hurry and get started on your memoirs about working in a prison and being charged at with pointy sticks. and you'd have to tell it the exact same as you did above. that's good stuff.
Nov 22, 2002
tororo:
This entry would earn you my admiration (if it was not totally yours already); either for the politeness you displayed thanking this painter for handing you this stick, even after having noticed it was all sticky in the middle (I'm aware of my weaknesses: this sort of trouble often makes me lose my cool, and I can't assert I would have been as polite as you under similar circumstances. Blaaah! sticky sticks. I hate that); and, as well, for the way you persevere in adding constantly new improvements to your page. The Blonde Joke of the Day sure is a memorable one.

Malachy Mc Court. Sounds like a character's name in an Eco's novel. And he writes memoirs about monk swimming... Probably not still landed on our shores, I can't remember having heard of the book or of its author. But I take notice of your recommendation.
Nov 22, 2002

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