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Monday Oct 07, 2002

Oct 7, 2002
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I am:
twenty-nine, single, straight.
a little over 6 feet, somewhere around 150 lbs, at present.
stuck in a small town, itching to get out.
extremely attractive, I've been told.
somewhat odd-looking, I've also been told.
very funny, according to some.
incredibly strange, to others.
almost pathologically disorganized.
stand-offish, gloomy, usually drunk, quiet, shy.
happy-go-lucky, up-for-anything, friendly.
a pretty good kisser.

I am into:
pina coladas.
getting caught in the rain.
making love at midnight.
the feeeeeeeeeel of champagne.
(also:
well-read, witty-type gals
a wicked sense of humor
a devious sense of adventure
malignantly eclectic tastes in...well, everything
good stories)

I like:
reading out loud.
being read to.
sex in the great outdoors
jukeboxes.
smoky bars with cheap beer.
getting turned on to new music & books.
turning someone on to new music & books.
dinky little art galleries stumbled across in the course of long, aimless walk-abouts.
long, aimless walk-abouts.
skinny-dipping in hot-springs.
cats. (I have three)
plays.

I DON'T like:
sanctimoniousness.
whiners.
the obsessed--(with me, with the last guy you went out with, with Russel Crowe, whatever)
most Adam Sandler movies.

my motto (one of 'em, anyway): Only the boring are bored....

bettietwoguns:
i am usually bored, but not boring. i am an enigma.
Oct 7, 2002

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