"Your Happiness"
by: AC
My eyes haven't the perception to see your beauty.
My ears not the sensitivity to hear your voice.
My tongue does not serve to form words with my lips, least none that capture your glory.
I am struck dumb by your greatness, blinded by your light.
Yet you are not satisfied.
Take my fingers, unable to touch you for fear of...
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Owwwwwwch!! My mouth is one big, pulsating ouchie.
Genetics has cursed me with two things, an ass that remembers every fruit pie that I've ever eaten, and teeth that are apparently hollow. This isn't my first or worst bout of tooth-related agony, but it is the first time that I've had two of the enamel bastards giving me grief at the same time.
Making this...
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Genetics has cursed me with two things, an ass that remembers every fruit pie that I've ever eaten, and teeth that are apparently hollow. This isn't my first or worst bout of tooth-related agony, but it is the first time that I've had two of the enamel bastards giving me grief at the same time.
Making this...
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The sun has broken through the clouds, the birds are singing a happy tune and the shadows of evil are withdrawn, at least for a little while, from the earth. Why? Because Jerry Falwell is dead! Joyus tidings to all of the Earth's children and happy gumdrop adorations for us all; the monster has kicked the bucket. The only thing that could make this day...
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