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Sunday Sep 12, 2004

Sep 12, 2004
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Buenos ding-dong-didlly dias Amigos!!!

So that was a damn fine evening and a complete success across the board.

Liz and I were sexy motherfuckers. I was trying to go for a film noir look, but ended up with fat guy in a swing band. The wedding went off without a hitch, and massive amounts of alcohol were consumed by all.

Some of us even got yelled at by the mother of the bride because we raided the bar before the ceremony.... (Whoops)

In another stroke of luck, we decided to rent a car for the weekend since we zero faith in the guy that fixed ours and didn't want to have to worry about it.

Anywho..... there was some sort of mixup and we wound up getting a massive upgrade. We ended up renting a 2005 Chevy IMpala for $19 a day. It's fuckin' swank. I think a'm going to attempt to purchase one. It's like driving the space shuttle.

It was super sweet.

Hey gang, guess what???

I got myself a Gmail account, and have 6 invitations to give out. So in the interest of fairness, the first 6 people who e-mail me at omenhiser@gmail.com gets one.

I like big butts. Send me a picture of yours, and it might bump you up the list. wink Any dudes ass pix sent will be forwarded to Liz. (Even though it won't be as sweet as mine buddy. Sorry)

So, that's about it for now. Here's a pic of Liz and I being all types of fuckin' lucious. Enjoy masterbating to our sexy assed perfection, and sob that you can never attain it.



DOH!!! I almost forgot...

STUPID PICTURE OF THE DAY!!!!!

VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
rubysparkle:
Hey you two look fabulous! I am so jealous. I can't stand to be around your perfection. I'm going to implode from self loathing & shame. wink
Sep 17, 2004
pinkokitty:
dude. it's tough to do film noir, unless everyone who sees you is completely colorblind, and it's raining outside.

glad you had fun at the wedding.
Sep 19, 2004

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