ratbastard

Mmmmmmm Pills and water. Not much else.

Since my doctor ordered me to start taking better care of myself, I've decided to go completely balls out about it. I've decided that I will consume so alcohol, no sugar, no caffiene and no salt. I"ve also been water fasting for the last week. It's great! No, really, it sucks.

The upshot is that I'm seeing immediate results. I've visibly lost weight in the last week, and assume I'll continue until I lose all the excess water I've been dragging around. Then It's off to the gym.

I'm also eating nothing much more than raw fruits and veggies, vitamins and zoloft. Yay. I'm a fucking yuppy now.

Oh well, I'd rather be a healthy yuppy, than a fat, drunk, and quickly dead punk rocker. Things are looking up, and once I get my weight down and my matabolism equalized, I can start to ween myself back onto a NORMAL diet , and drinking situation. No more boxes of fried chicken and pints of bourbon.

I want to look good for Liz when she walks down the aisle to me.

/cheesy shite


Right as I'm typing this, Meatball has taken it apon herself to climb the stairs behind my PC to spy on me while I write to you all. Here's a pic I just took right this second. lol



She's a shockingly weird dog, and I love her dearly.