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Sunday Jul 04, 2004

Jul 4, 2004
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4th of July.
Shit

I just woke up with a hangover and have a million things to do before our BBQ today.

I made tiger shrimp wrapped in bacon to put in the smoker. I need to soak bratwurst in beer for the grill, finish making the "fruit punch" (more on that later) and clean way too much shit.

I told people to be here around 2, but everyone are unreliable assholes, so who knows.

So the pounding headache I have going is due to soaking 10 pounds if fruit in a mixure of rum, vodka, melon liquor, cranberry liquor, and rasberry pucker. Today I have to fill it out with more juice, Sprite and some soda water.

It's a cheap way to get 50 people completely fucked up without them cleaning out your bar. wink

I have a giant bag of totally illegal ass monster fireworks. In all probability I will end up either bleeding, smoldering, or both. It's sort of a tradition at my parties. I'll be sure to post pix after the fact.

I'm expecting anywhere from 30 to 50 people, but it's raining, so that should knock it up to more, just because God hates me and wants to stuff 900 people in my house,

I was pretty selective about the people from work I invited, but the grape vine got around, so who knows who will turn up. My parties are pretty well known for rockin', so anything it possible.

There are only a few people that I don't want showing up. One of them is Asa, the local weed dealer/co worker/useless asshole. I don't smoke, so I have no use for him, and have stated openly, that if he shows up on my door, I will knock him the fuck out on sight, and drag him off my property line.

The sublime beauty of that is that he has 2 drug related convictions, and wants nothing to do with the cops, giving me the freedom to destroy him without fear of legal hassles. Maybe I'll steal his stash and pass it around as party favors.

Pix to be posted tomorrow. Have fun, be safe.

And to paraphrase the Simpsons.....
"Celebrate to birth of your Nation by blowing up a small chunk of it."

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