I need a job. I'm essentially broke. I couldn't afford a feckn donut so instead, I gotta go to DDs after they close and steal dumpster donuts. I mean, they're still good, but it's really cold outside so they get kinda frozen. It's not that I mind eating frozen donuts, it's just it isn't the same.
When I eat a donut, it should be soft, because after all, they are donuts and not pretzels. Especially if they have a filling, then they get real frozen. Well they usually aren't completely frozen, but it becomes like a frozen custard or gelato which deters from the point of a donut.
Then I always run into really shady people while doing this. It's usually bums yelling at me because I'm taking their food but they got shopping carts! I don't got shit! I have to steal clothes! The other night while I was dumpster diving DDs, this dude in a green 87-93 ford f150 started following me. It was weird because it wasn't like I was walking on streets, he was following me behind like CVS and BIG Y and shit. Eventually I ducked into a dumpster cage and he lost me. I watched the dude roll his window down, crush a can of natty ice, and toss it into his bed. I booked it but he saw me and followed.
Him: Hey what are you doin?
Me: Uhh getting free shit.
Him: You go to school up there?
Me: Yeah
Him: Well it's pretty cold do you need a ride? Do you live on campus?
Me: Umm no I'm good thanks though?
Him: You sure?
Me: YES.
It was weird as fuck because it was like two in the morning, I was in the pharmacy drive through at CVS, his cab was littered with porn, I could smell the gin even though I was like 3 meters away, and he was middle aged pasty white guy. After this I started walking and he was STILL following me. I had to duck into woods and shit until he lost me. It REALLY was cold as fuck (<20F) and windy too and I had to walk an hour back to my dorm. It sucked because I didn't even get any donuts this night. A part of me said fuck just deal with the rape!
Yeah so this is why I need a job. I also want to get more tattoos. I already have an olde-fashioned diver on my leg and I want to build on it. I'm thinking like a deep sea sleeve complete with anglerfish, giant squid, tube worms, hydrothermal vents, and jodi foster.
When I eat a donut, it should be soft, because after all, they are donuts and not pretzels. Especially if they have a filling, then they get real frozen. Well they usually aren't completely frozen, but it becomes like a frozen custard or gelato which deters from the point of a donut.
Then I always run into really shady people while doing this. It's usually bums yelling at me because I'm taking their food but they got shopping carts! I don't got shit! I have to steal clothes! The other night while I was dumpster diving DDs, this dude in a green 87-93 ford f150 started following me. It was weird because it wasn't like I was walking on streets, he was following me behind like CVS and BIG Y and shit. Eventually I ducked into a dumpster cage and he lost me. I watched the dude roll his window down, crush a can of natty ice, and toss it into his bed. I booked it but he saw me and followed.
Him: Hey what are you doin?
Me: Uhh getting free shit.
Him: You go to school up there?
Me: Yeah
Him: Well it's pretty cold do you need a ride? Do you live on campus?
Me: Umm no I'm good thanks though?
Him: You sure?
Me: YES.
It was weird as fuck because it was like two in the morning, I was in the pharmacy drive through at CVS, his cab was littered with porn, I could smell the gin even though I was like 3 meters away, and he was middle aged pasty white guy. After this I started walking and he was STILL following me. I had to duck into woods and shit until he lost me. It REALLY was cold as fuck (<20F) and windy too and I had to walk an hour back to my dorm. It sucked because I didn't even get any donuts this night. A part of me said fuck just deal with the rape!
Yeah so this is why I need a job. I also want to get more tattoos. I already have an olde-fashioned diver on my leg and I want to build on it. I'm thinking like a deep sea sleeve complete with anglerfish, giant squid, tube worms, hydrothermal vents, and jodi foster.
sateen:
haha nice touch with the Spanish
harloe:
oh i know, the not having a ton of money thing is stopping me too haha.