rangerdave

The Official Girlfriend Application # 2 lol
This application must be filled out in its entirety in order to be considered for the position that you are applying. Photographs or other attached documents may sway my opinion one way or the other; feel free to attach anything you think may help you gain this position. Keep in mind that you must be completely honest while filling out this form. Your answers will be checked through Google, MySpace, Facebook, and other methods I deem necessary. Any false information gives me the right to immediately void your application.
Section 1: Basic Information
Section 2: Contact Information
Section 3: The Deal Breakers
Full Name ____________________________________________________________
Last First Middle
Current Residence ______________________________________________________
City State Zip
Nickname _______________ Age _____
Eye Color ______ Natural Hair Color __________ Current Hair Color __________
Height ______ Weight (Circle One) <100 lb >100 & <175 >175
Home Phone ____________________
Cell Phone _____________________
IM Name (Please specify service, AIM preferred) _____________________
Email __________________________
If you answered Yes to any of the previous questions, you may stop filling out the application now as we are not currently interested in your services.
Are you or have you ever been a man?
Do you smoke and/or use other tobacco products?
Do you drink heavily on a regular basis?
Do you use any illegal substances?
Do you have any tattoos?
Do you whistle on a regular basis?
Would any of your actions with previous boyfriends be considered not Beth Justin Approved?
Disregarding your ears, do you have any piercings?
Regarding your ears, are they gauged larger than 1/16th of an inch and/or might they set off metal detectors at airports or government buildings?
Have you ever been convicted of anything by a court of law?
Yes No
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Section 4: Getting to Know You
Highest level of education (Circle One) High School Some College College Graduate
What is your religious affiliation? _________________________________________________
What is your political persuasion? _________________________________________________
Could you explain what said persuasion stands for? Y N
Do you have any siblings? Y N
If yes, list their names and ages. ____________________________________________
Whats your all-time favorite movie? ______________________________________________
Ive seen: (Circle all that apply) The Matrix Trilogy All 6 Star Wars
Serenity Any season of Red vs. Blue
Are you easily distracted by shiny things? Y N
List your 2 favorite musical genres. _______________________________________________
Favorite sport and team (If any) __________________________________________________
Do you ski / snowboard or would you be willing to learn? Y N
Do you currently have a source of income? Y N
If yes, what is it? ________________________________________________________
Your thoughts on time travel? ____________________________________________________
What kind of car do you currently drive? ___________________________________________
Section 5: Short Answer
Describe yourself using three to four adjectives and zero to one noun.
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What is your idea of a perfect date, in three sentences or less?
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What characteristics of mine led you to apply for this position?
________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
Explain why I should pick you as my girlfriend in one sentence.
____________________________________________________________________________
List any special skills you have that may be relevant to this position.
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Section 6: Relationship Background
Section 7: References
Section 8: Certification
List the details of your past three relationships, starting with the most recent.
Name of Boyfriend:
Start Date:
End Date:
Were you the: (Circle one) Dumper Dumpee
Reason for breakup:
Name of Boyfriend:
Start Date:
End Date:
Were you the: (Circle one) Dumper Dumpee
Reason for breakup:
Name of Boyfriend:
Start Date:
End Date:
Were you the: (Circle one) Dumper Dumpee
Reason for breakup:
Please Supply three references and their contact information (Phone, IM, and/or Email).
____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
I hereby certify that the information given by me in this application is true to the best of my knowledge, and I give you the authorization to verify it using any means deemed appropriate. I understand that filling out this form and submitting it for review does not guarantee that I will be chosen. I also understand that my information will not be released to independent 3rd parties and will only be viewed by the final judge(s).
Date: _____________ Applicant Signature: __________________________________