so my buddy charlotte and i went to the beach today. she said from the beginning that her intention was to get a sunburn. no, that's not a typo..she didn't just want a tan, she wanted to get burned. and that she did. as did i. but it wasn't as easy as you'd think. when we first got to the beach (after it had rained most of the morning), it was still cloudy and there was a chilly breeze. so we decided we'd leave, get something to eat, and come back later. well, the first decent place to eat wound up being about 40 miles away, but that wasn't really a problem. so we ate at KFC and drove back. by then the sky was nice and pretty and blue and the sun was out. we stayed for about an hour and a half. i got in the water about midway through, but it nearly froze my balls off, so i got out after just a couple of minutes. we couldn't tell we were really getting any sun, so she was disappointed and we left. but on the way home, the redness definitely started showing. i look like a lobster.
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