The funniest shit I've heard in a while...it's funny because it's true...
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, "I'm Stupid." That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask them anything. It would be like, "Excuse me...oops...never mind, didn't see your sign."
It's like before my wife and I moved. Our house was full of boxes and there...
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Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, "I'm Stupid." That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask them anything. It would be like, "Excuse me...oops...never mind, didn't see your sign."
It's like before my wife and I moved. Our house was full of boxes and there...
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mslion:
I 
Bill Engvall. I think my favorite routine of his was the one about the Dorkfish. Heheh...i still giggle when I think about it 
Bill Engvall. I think my favorite routine of his was the one about the Dorkfish. Heheh...i still giggle when I think about it
xxnecroxx:
Haha i have that on a cd somewhere
Thank you for purchasing a McDonnell Douglas military aircraft. In order to protect your new investment, please take a few moments to fill out the warranty registration card below. Answering the survey questions is not required, but the information will help us to develop new products that best meet your needs and desires.
1. [_] Mr. [_] Mrs. [_] Ms. [x] Miss [_] Lt. [_]...
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1. [_] Mr. [_] Mrs. [_] Ms. [x] Miss [_] Lt. [_]...
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venti_mistake:
hehe, that's sooo rad.
slavewire:
i don't know what to say.. i'm still smiling after readin that 
now get in your super sleek aircraft and fly over here already!
now get in your super sleek aircraft and fly over here already!
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vainr:
lol you scared the clerk at my work today. i work with too many old people.
slavewire:
you're sooo sexy!! oh yes you are!
I can't believe that I slept through Thanksgiving.
That and I didn't get any of my dad's pumpkin pie.
But I did get a little Charlie Brown-type Christmas tree and strung it with lights and decorations...I'll post pics later.
I need to go back to sleep.
That and I didn't get any of my dad's pumpkin pie.
But I did get a little Charlie Brown-type Christmas tree and strung it with lights and decorations...I'll post pics later.
I need to go back to sleep.
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theslant:
ah, yes. night shifts. I worked as a computer lab monitor at poly's library and we had to stay til 2am, but your night shiftage is probably a little more crazy than just surfing the internet and telling every user with a question to rtfm.
The special was pretty good, though I think there could've been more Denis Leary. Did you know that Denis is Conan O'Brian's cousin? Thank you Imdb.
edit: There's almost a whole month before christmas, I'm sure that special will come on again.
[Edited on Nov 29, 2005 2:38PM]
The special was pretty good, though I think there could've been more Denis Leary. Did you know that Denis is Conan O'Brian's cousin? Thank you Imdb.
edit: There's almost a whole month before christmas, I'm sure that special will come on again.
[Edited on Nov 29, 2005 2:38PM]
mslion:
I've done nothing more than sleep and cough since thanksgiving...no Christmas tree in my world yet. Haven't been in the mood to drag it out and put it up...
No pumpkin pie for me either, but that was because I made apple dumplings and I like those better
No pumpkin pie for me either, but that was because I made apple dumplings and I like those better
Going to the bay area this weekend should proove...interesting. I'm driving up with my sister and Jason. I think that this has to be the first family affair where my sister will have a guy there and I'll be single.
Fuck. What a relief. Although I really would like to show Alex what Thanksgiving is all about...that and I really want him to meet my...
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Fuck. What a relief. Although I really would like to show Alex what Thanksgiving is all about...that and I really want him to meet my...
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thepsychicbunny:
That sucks about that guy. Some people are just morons.
I really don't understand what these sort of people think.
You need something dull to stare at to help you sleep.
Maybe?
I really don't understand what these sort of people think.
You need something dull to stare at to help you sleep.
Maybe?
terminator_77:
mmmm wow! you're hot!
I got home and the motion detection lights were all on. That freaks me out. I got my knife out before I even got out of my car. I walked into my house and checked the shit out. If someone was here, I would have slaughtered them.
"Paranoia, paranoia everybody's coming to get me..."
Now I kind of wish that someone had been here. I...
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"Paranoia, paranoia everybody's coming to get me..."
Now I kind of wish that someone had been here. I...
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slavewire:
you're the most adorable little thing, ever! 
imperfectcadence:
I often have the urge to have a fight. It's quite a nice feeling though as you prowl the streets and watch various people walk past and then someone will get in your way and you think "You'll do..."
Shit, I really need to stop being so aggressive!
Shit, I really need to stop being so aggressive!
Went out with my sister and her new boyfriend last night. We had so much fun, as always!
I still hold that my sister is by far the coolest person that I know!
Had BOTH the bartenders hit on me last night. No good. But whatever. Slavewire needs to get over here so he and I can gross people out in public.
I'm not bitter....
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I still hold that my sister is by far the coolest person that I know!
Had BOTH the bartenders hit on me last night. No good. But whatever. Slavewire needs to get over here so he and I can gross people out in public.
I'm not bitter....
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shawn_:
Nice to see you are back.
Latex is great.
Latex is great.
stiffkitties:
I almost went tonight too. but ended up not. would have loved to see the latex though!
I'm back!
I have internet at my house!
I'm so happy!
My internet boyfriend will be happy too!
Oh boy...now to play catch up...
I have internet at my house!
I'm so happy!
My internet boyfriend will be happy too!
Oh boy...now to play catch up...
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thepsychicbunny:
I should think he would be.
anbuvampyre:
MAKE A RUCKUS! Ill be right behind you... after I wake up from sleeping all day... FUCK my new job =(
I don't have anything to say.
Well...
I have a ton of shit to say.
But...
I just can't say it.
And...
I just need to unload.
Press pause.
Take a break.
Have a drink.
Take a drive.
Have my way.
No...
It's not ever that easy.
So...
Find me the quickest way out.
Then...
I can get moving on again.
And...
I just want...
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Well...
I have a ton of shit to say.
But...
I just can't say it.
And...
I just need to unload.
Press pause.
Take a break.
Have a drink.
Take a drive.
Have my way.
No...
It's not ever that easy.
So...
Find me the quickest way out.
Then...
I can get moving on again.
And...
I just want...
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thepsychicbunny:
Dance backwards to the rhythm of the rustle of a bag in the wind.
He he.
He he.
imperfectcadence:
Haha, true! I could be having men trouble and have a complete tosser running the country, wait... 
Oh no. I've been "tagged"...
"Write 20 random facts about yourself then tag the same amount of people as minutes it takes you to write the facts."
So here you go you fiends.
1. My favorite color is not black. It's red. I just don't look good wearing it.
2. I wear 5 rings on my fingers. I feel naked without them. I put them...
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"Write 20 random facts about yourself then tag the same amount of people as minutes it takes you to write the facts."
So here you go you fiends.
1. My favorite color is not black. It's red. I just don't look good wearing it.
2. I wear 5 rings on my fingers. I feel naked without them. I put them...
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thepsychicbunny:
Another tag. Jeez it's an epidemic.
clearbrightfire:
it was hard wasnt it!? I could hardy get to 20 without taking a break halfway through
