randomrockstar

Just so there's no confusion here...

DON'T CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT TO REPORT A FUCKING FIRE IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE THE FUCK YOU ARE!!!

Seriously though, how the fuck am I supposed to respond an engine to a fire if I don't know where the fuck it is?? Some dumb fuck called in a fire the other day, "behind Home Depot." Bitch please. Do you know the address? No? THEN MOTHERFUCKING DON'T CALL ME AND WASTE MY TIME!

AND THEN!!!

Stupid cunt in Pismo calls and tell me; "I'm out on my balcony and I'm seeing smoke. Down towards Oceano somewhere...maybe over near the Mesa...No, I couldn't even begin to give you an address of where it is. I'm actually looking through binoculars..."

WHAT THE FUCK!? I know y'all'd love to hear the dispatch for that motherfucker...

*BEEP BEEP BEEP*
"Report of vegitation fire...somewhere in the SOUTH COUNTY!"


...

*sigh*

"When you meet the person that you want to spend the rest of your life with, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible."

Fuck I'm gay.



Oh yeah...

IF YOU ARE GREY, YOU ARE GETTING DELETED!

Yeah, I'm a bitch, but go fuck yourself. I'm in a bad mood.