Here's some stupid, random bullshit that I found out about myself last night at work.
Yeah. It was a slow night.
Your Power Color Is Indigo
At Your Highest:
You are on a fast track to success - and others believe in you.
At Your Lowest:
You require a lot of attention and praise.
In Love:
You see people as how you want them to be, not as how they are.
How You're Attractive:
You're dramatic flair makes others see you as mysterious and romantic.
Your Eternal Question:
"Does This Work Into My Future Plans?"
You Are Scary
You even scare scary people sometimes!
You Are 44% American
America: You don't love it or want to leave it.
But you wouldn't mind giving it an extreme make over.
On the 4th of July, you'll fly a freak flag instead...
And give Uncle Sam a sucker punch!
Your French Name Is
Aurlie Hubert
Your Musical Tastes Match:
Nicole Kidman
Your Outrageous Name Is
Sharon Needles
Your Ideal Relationship is Friends Only
Honestly, you're not really ready for a relationship right now.
And you prefer to keep things platonic, for now.
That's not to say that one of your friends could be dating material.
You're just taking a break for now.
How You Life Your Life
You are honest and direct. You tell it like it is.
You're laid back and chill, but sometimes you care too much about what others think.
Your friends tend to be a as quirky as you are - which is saying a lot!
You tend to dream big, but you worry that your dreams aren't attainable.
You Are 20% Weird
Not enough to scare other people...
But sometimes you scare yourself.
Your Hawaiian Name is:
Nani Haleigha
Your Hidden Talent
You have the natural talent of rocking the boat, thwarting the system.
And while this may not seem big, it can be.
It's people like you who serve as the catalysts to major cultural changes.
You're just a bit behind the scenes, so no one really notices.
In a Past Life...
You Were: A Redhead Executor of Sacrifices.
Where You Lived: Australia.
How You Died: Hung for treason
Your Kissing Purity Score: 6% Pure
For you, it's all kiss and no talk.
You're in a permanent lip lock.
Your Daddy Is Johnny Depp
What You Call Him: Big Daddy
Why You Love Him: He gives good spankings
What Kind of Kisser Are You?
Part Expert Kisser
You're a kissing pro, but it's all about quality and not quantity
You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off
And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave
When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable
Part Freaky Kisser
When you kiss, you want to experience something new
A new technique, a new partner, a new piercing...
And your own personal kissing style is very unpredictable
There's no saying where your tongue or hands will go.
What Are the Keys to your Heart?
You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free
In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you're told that you're loved.
You'd like to your lover to think you are optimistic and happy.
You would be forced to break up with someone who was insecure and in constant need of reassurance.
Your ideal relationship is open. Both of you can talk about everything... no secrets.
Your risk of cheating is 100%. You are not suited for a monogamous relationship.
You think of marriage something you've always wanted... though you haven't really thought about it.
In this moment, you think of love as something you can get or discard anytime. You're feeling self centered.
Overall, Your Observation Skills Get: B
Your senses are pretty sharp (okay, most of the time)
And it takes something big to distract you!
Your Summer Anthem is Best Of You by the Foo Fighters
I've got another confession my friend
I'm no fool
I'm getting tired of starting again
Somewhere new
While you may seem bright on the outside, your insides have a distinct angst flavor.
Your Taurus Drinking Style
You prefer to drink at a leisurely pace, aiming for a mellow glow rather than a full on zonk.
When you're truly intoxicated, you are a one-person stampede...
A bull-in-a-china-shop inebriate who spills red wine on white carpets and tells fart jokes to employers.
Your preference for wining and dining (or Bud and buddies) to body shots and barfing is quite fortunate for the rest of the world
This is not to say that you are by any means a teetotaler -- god, no.
You will get, er, gregarious (full of loudmouth soup, some would say) and are extremely amusing to drag to a karaoke bar when intoxicated.
Your Signature Cocktails
Early-to-bed Taureans need a picker-upper -- try a Red Bull and vodka. You likely have a leviathan sweet tooth and are fond of drinks with names that sound like dessert (50-50 bar, mudslide). Sweetly caffeinated drinks, like Irish coffee or white Russians, are ideal. A little more macho? Then go for something unpretentious, like a Jack and Coke or whiskey sour.
Your Celebrity Drinking Buddies
Billy Joel, Kelly Clarkson, Jerry Seinfeld, Uma Thurman, Renee Zellweger, Carmen Electra, Dennis Rodman, and The Rock.
The True You (Oh my gawd...)
You want your girlfriend or boyfriend to be more relaxed, calm, and composed
With respect to money, you spend whatever you have
You think good luck doesn't exist - reality is built on practicalities.
The hidden side of your personality tends to be satisfied to care for things with a minimal amount of effort.
You are tend to think about others' feelings a lot, perhaps because you are so eager to be liked.
When it comes to finding a romantic partner, you base your search on information from your friends.
Your Extroversion Profile:
Assertiveness: Very High
Excitement Seeking: Very High
Sociability: Very High
Activity Level: High
Friendliness: High
Cheerfulness: Low
What Your Dreams Mean...
Your dreams seem to show that you're a bit disturbed... but nothing serious.
You may have a problem you're trying to work out in your sleep.
Your dreams tend to reflect your insecurities.
You have a very vivid imagination and a rich creative mind.
You secretly want to hide your dreams from your waking mind.
You May Be a Bit Schizotypical ...
A bit odd and socially isolated.
You couldn't care less of what others think.
And some of your beliefs are a little weird.
Like that time you thought you were Jesus
You Are Best Described By...
San Giorgio Maggiore, Twilight
By Claude Monet
You Are A Little Honest
Sometimes you do the right thing, but not often
You prefer to look out for yourself most of the time
But sometimes honesty does get the better of you
You Are 70% Extrovert, 30% Introvert
You are quite outgoing
You are a social connector - you know a ton of people
While you aren't a wild extrovert, you are a great talker
A fantastic storyteller, you keep everyone laughing
Your Passion is Orange
Your sex life is driven by your wild fantasies.
For you, sex is a dramatic performance where you are the star.
And you love putting on a wild act for your lover, trying to top last night's show.
Whether you enjoy the actual sex is irrelevant... it's all about putting on a good act!
Aliee and me are gonna go test drive a 2006 Eclipse. I know that the grammar was off. It just sounded better that way.
Yeah. It was a slow night.
Your Power Color Is Indigo
At Your Highest:
You are on a fast track to success - and others believe in you.
At Your Lowest:
You require a lot of attention and praise.
In Love:
You see people as how you want them to be, not as how they are.
How You're Attractive:
You're dramatic flair makes others see you as mysterious and romantic.
Your Eternal Question:
"Does This Work Into My Future Plans?"
You Are Scary
You even scare scary people sometimes!
You Are 44% American
America: You don't love it or want to leave it.
But you wouldn't mind giving it an extreme make over.
On the 4th of July, you'll fly a freak flag instead...
And give Uncle Sam a sucker punch!
Your French Name Is
Aurlie Hubert
Your Musical Tastes Match:
Nicole Kidman
Your Outrageous Name Is
Sharon Needles
Your Ideal Relationship is Friends Only
Honestly, you're not really ready for a relationship right now.
And you prefer to keep things platonic, for now.
That's not to say that one of your friends could be dating material.
You're just taking a break for now.
How You Life Your Life
You are honest and direct. You tell it like it is.
You're laid back and chill, but sometimes you care too much about what others think.
Your friends tend to be a as quirky as you are - which is saying a lot!
You tend to dream big, but you worry that your dreams aren't attainable.
You Are 20% Weird
Not enough to scare other people...
But sometimes you scare yourself.
Your Hawaiian Name is:
Nani Haleigha
Your Hidden Talent
You have the natural talent of rocking the boat, thwarting the system.
And while this may not seem big, it can be.
It's people like you who serve as the catalysts to major cultural changes.
You're just a bit behind the scenes, so no one really notices.
In a Past Life...
You Were: A Redhead Executor of Sacrifices.
Where You Lived: Australia.
How You Died: Hung for treason
Your Kissing Purity Score: 6% Pure
For you, it's all kiss and no talk.
You're in a permanent lip lock.
Your Daddy Is Johnny Depp
What You Call Him: Big Daddy
Why You Love Him: He gives good spankings
What Kind of Kisser Are You?
Part Expert Kisser
You're a kissing pro, but it's all about quality and not quantity
You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off
And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave
When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable
Part Freaky Kisser
When you kiss, you want to experience something new
A new technique, a new partner, a new piercing...
And your own personal kissing style is very unpredictable
There's no saying where your tongue or hands will go.
What Are the Keys to your Heart?
You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free
In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you're told that you're loved.
You'd like to your lover to think you are optimistic and happy.
You would be forced to break up with someone who was insecure and in constant need of reassurance.
Your ideal relationship is open. Both of you can talk about everything... no secrets.
Your risk of cheating is 100%. You are not suited for a monogamous relationship.
You think of marriage something you've always wanted... though you haven't really thought about it.
In this moment, you think of love as something you can get or discard anytime. You're feeling self centered.
Overall, Your Observation Skills Get: B
Your senses are pretty sharp (okay, most of the time)
And it takes something big to distract you!
Your Summer Anthem is Best Of You by the Foo Fighters
I've got another confession my friend
I'm no fool
I'm getting tired of starting again
Somewhere new
While you may seem bright on the outside, your insides have a distinct angst flavor.
Your Taurus Drinking Style
You prefer to drink at a leisurely pace, aiming for a mellow glow rather than a full on zonk.
When you're truly intoxicated, you are a one-person stampede...
A bull-in-a-china-shop inebriate who spills red wine on white carpets and tells fart jokes to employers.
Your preference for wining and dining (or Bud and buddies) to body shots and barfing is quite fortunate for the rest of the world
This is not to say that you are by any means a teetotaler -- god, no.
You will get, er, gregarious (full of loudmouth soup, some would say) and are extremely amusing to drag to a karaoke bar when intoxicated.
Your Signature Cocktails
Early-to-bed Taureans need a picker-upper -- try a Red Bull and vodka. You likely have a leviathan sweet tooth and are fond of drinks with names that sound like dessert (50-50 bar, mudslide). Sweetly caffeinated drinks, like Irish coffee or white Russians, are ideal. A little more macho? Then go for something unpretentious, like a Jack and Coke or whiskey sour.
Your Celebrity Drinking Buddies
Billy Joel, Kelly Clarkson, Jerry Seinfeld, Uma Thurman, Renee Zellweger, Carmen Electra, Dennis Rodman, and The Rock.
The True You (Oh my gawd...)
You want your girlfriend or boyfriend to be more relaxed, calm, and composed
With respect to money, you spend whatever you have
You think good luck doesn't exist - reality is built on practicalities.
The hidden side of your personality tends to be satisfied to care for things with a minimal amount of effort.
You are tend to think about others' feelings a lot, perhaps because you are so eager to be liked.
When it comes to finding a romantic partner, you base your search on information from your friends.
Your Extroversion Profile:
Assertiveness: Very High
Excitement Seeking: Very High
Sociability: Very High
Activity Level: High
Friendliness: High
Cheerfulness: Low
What Your Dreams Mean...
Your dreams seem to show that you're a bit disturbed... but nothing serious.
You may have a problem you're trying to work out in your sleep.
Your dreams tend to reflect your insecurities.
You have a very vivid imagination and a rich creative mind.
You secretly want to hide your dreams from your waking mind.
You May Be a Bit Schizotypical ...
A bit odd and socially isolated.
You couldn't care less of what others think.
And some of your beliefs are a little weird.
Like that time you thought you were Jesus
You Are Best Described By...
San Giorgio Maggiore, Twilight
By Claude Monet
You Are A Little Honest
Sometimes you do the right thing, but not often
You prefer to look out for yourself most of the time
But sometimes honesty does get the better of you
You Are 70% Extrovert, 30% Introvert
You are quite outgoing
You are a social connector - you know a ton of people
While you aren't a wild extrovert, you are a great talker
A fantastic storyteller, you keep everyone laughing
Your Passion is Orange
Your sex life is driven by your wild fantasies.
For you, sex is a dramatic performance where you are the star.
And you love putting on a wild act for your lover, trying to top last night's show.
Whether you enjoy the actual sex is irrelevant... it's all about putting on a good act!
Aliee and me are gonna go test drive a 2006 Eclipse. I know that the grammar was off. It just sounded better that way.
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Huh... Oh, and I've been drinking... But what's new about that...