I went to Target today and bought a ton of shit that I really dont need yetfor my new place in Morro Bay. I bought a new home stereo cause I always use my computer, and I thought for some reason that I should have a new stereo, plus its really cool looking and it was only $100. I also bought some bath mats (dark red) and bath towels (black). I lost my $150 Maui Jims somewhere, and so I was literally running around the store after check out looking for them. There was a blue rubber ball in one of the isles and I kicked it, perhaps too hard, cause it hit a display of something and knocked it down and Im sure that it broke something. This lady yelled at me and I told her to piss off. I ran down to the electronics isle and still didnt see them. I was running back down to bedding and that same fucking lady yells there she is! What is her problem!? One of the security guards was just standing there, like he didnt know what to do, so he radios some one named Craig but I didnt stick around long enough to see what would happen to me if they caught me, so I grabbed my cart and wheeled out to the parking lot and loaded my shit up and got the fuck out of dodgeunfortunately when I got home, I found that my new bath mats are AWOL and Im pissed. Ill have to call about that and about my glasses. Good thing I was wearing my blue wigif I go back I may not be recognizableI really dont care anyway
Fuck em if they cant take a joke
I smoked the last of my weed last night. That bummed me out, so when I went to the store, I bought more wine (yes, Im out alreadybut I swear that its my under-age sister thats the lush, not me!!) and had a glass and a half and was ready to goI didnt know where I was going really, but I ended up at Pismo and sat and wrote some shit that I read this morning and its so horrible that I wont even post it here..
I think that Im going out with this guy named John tonight. Hes got some cute girl friends, and Im sick and tired of being lonely
Speaking of being lonely hopefully Slavewire is coming to visit me in SeptemberI am so looking forward to that visitin so many more ways than one

Fuck em if they cant take a joke
I smoked the last of my weed last night. That bummed me out, so when I went to the store, I bought more wine (yes, Im out alreadybut I swear that its my under-age sister thats the lush, not me!!) and had a glass and a half and was ready to goI didnt know where I was going really, but I ended up at Pismo and sat and wrote some shit that I read this morning and its so horrible that I wont even post it here..
I think that Im going out with this guy named John tonight. Hes got some cute girl friends, and Im sick and tired of being lonely
Speaking of being lonely hopefully Slavewire is coming to visit me in SeptemberI am so looking forward to that visitin so many more ways than one

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