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Ladies and (not so) Gentleman! I present to you:

Fenway Bitch Face Loudmouth



She's my kitty cat. I called her Fenway cause she's got coordination problems and kind of staggers around sometimes, like a drunk Red Sox fan (and I LOVE the Red Sox!!) Bitch Face cause she is one...and really vicious... and Loudmouth cause she meows all the fucking time and she's gonna get me kicked out of my apartment!!
But I love her stinky butt catness to death...I just wanna squeezeeeeee her...
(See my pictures to revel in her cuteness!)



HA! The shitheads upstairs got raided by the cops this morning right after I got home from work!

Lucky for me Chris isn't still trying to get with me...I think he got the hint...or I might have been up there smoking a bowl...yeah, I used him for his drugs. I suck, I know. But at least I'm good at it.

...which reminds me...

Where am I going to get drugs from now???

I guess I'll have to go without...but that's okay. My future ex-girlfriend will like it that way...

I HAVE A DATE ON SUNDAY! All you jealous fuckbags can lick my inner thigh!!...oh...I just might like that.

Fuck. I'm so horny right now.
I'm going to take myself out and get 'er all liquered up and come home and take advantage of her...


UPDATE:

Now, cause I'm a total dipshit, I will post my newest body mod...compliments of Bitch Face...



Don't ask me if it hurts. It should be fucking obvious. I went into work to have the guys look at it and they made me put hydrogen peroxide on it, which burned and bubbled so good. I'm in a bitchy mood now. My eye is bleeding and bruising nicely and I'm afraid I'm gonna have a fucking scar.

Bitch Face is getting declawed.
But I still love her.