HA! The shitheads upstairs got raided by the cops this morning right after I got home from work!
Lucky for me Chris isn't still trying to get with me...I think he got the hint...or I might have been up there smoking a bowl...yeah, I used him for his drugs. I suck, I know. But at least I'm good at it.
...which reminds me...
Where am I going to get drugs from now???
I guess I'll have to go without...but that's okay. My future ex-girlfriend will like it that way...
I HAVE A DATE ON SUNDAY! All you jealous fuckbags can lick my inner thigh!!...oh...I just might like that.
Fuck. I'm so horny right now.
I'm going to take myself out and get 'er all liquered up and come home and take advantage of her...
Lucky for me Chris isn't still trying to get with me...I think he got the hint...or I might have been up there smoking a bowl...yeah, I used him for his drugs. I suck, I know. But at least I'm good at it.
...which reminds me...
Where am I going to get drugs from now???
I guess I'll have to go without...but that's okay. My future ex-girlfriend will like it that way...
I HAVE A DATE ON SUNDAY! All you jealous fuckbags can lick my inner thigh!!...oh...I just might like that.
Fuck. I'm so horny right now.
I'm going to take myself out and get 'er all liquered up and come home and take advantage of her...
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Have fun on your date